So, a bunch of brand new, shiny, $50,000-$100,000 trucks...

For fucks sake.

What I ride: This salvaged 1991 Suzuki GSXR 750.

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

Well I just rented a Hyundai, took it as fast as I could across the Bonneville Salt Flats, drifted it, got it stuck twice, got it covered in salt, and then took this photo.

Wait, did he have his porch light on or not? You can’t suggest candy, and then not deliver. Not even if you’re Indiana Jones and Han Solo put together.

Nice! We go every year, and to the one in March too. My fave story is the Patrick Stewart one...when he was signing our pic my husband asked him if he was going to use his mind powers to make all my clothes fall off, and i’d try to cover up but he’d have already seen everything (watch his episode of Extras, and you’ll…

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

Oh, cool, we’re still debating the Domino Theory in 2015.

I would love it if every company, every nonprofit, every government agency I interact with had a workforce with the work ethic, sense of mission and dare I say it, manners of our American military rank and file.

4G Honda Civic. 4-wheel independent suspension all around: unequal-length control arm (a.k.a. “double wishbone”) in the front with multi-link trailing arms at the rear (also called “double wishbone” by Honda marketing, for some reason). All this meant the bouncy bits (coil-over shocks at all four corners) weren’t…

#6 if its stolen, the internet will help you get it back.

I just watched Syriana again last night on Netflix. It does a better job at analyzing warfare than any of these propaganda films, and there isn't even any combat in it.