*ahem*

"So, Jackie... you ordinarily back off there?"

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The Wizard of Lightness, Colin Chapman

@Unregular:

@snapoversteer 'bout to get told:

My stepmother is Brazilian. I'm SO sending this to her!

@Ash78, babydaddy in training: Actually, quite a bit of it happened in Odessa, which is right next door to Midland.

@duurtlang:

Needs more EJ20.

@MushyHeirloom:

Would have seriously considered it, but for the autotragic.

Say it with me now:

@Cheeseslap:

Someone needs to break out the high school French book again...

"Facebook on wheels...?"

@Joe-Btfsplk:

So, we're all supposed to do stupid things on Spring Break while we're in college, right? Right.

@TraderCoz: