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Hi Jezebel!  It’s me again, former sexual assault and domestic violence prosecutor, asking you to stop using the heinous term “accuser.”  No excuse at all here, wherein formal charges were brought (wouldn’t happen if there wasn’t very solid evidence), and a conviction through a plea deal.  Stop being afraid of being

People who are trying to move on from a mistake don’t threaten the people they previously wronged or have their wife put out false information about their victim. The thing about “cancel culture” that we haven’t reached yet is that someone can serve their time legally speaking or even go away for a while, but the

I find him very hot, so that part helps

The soaps also contain almost no weird chemicals, like some liquid options that can leave behind a layer of film on the skin.

something equally sick about thinking that teenagers that make a mistake cant reform.

We all get to live our our dirtbag dude fantasies through her. 

I am also perplexed by the fact that I’m mildly interested in them. Maybe because she’s the least offensive Kardashian, she’s close to my age, and I too am a mom who likes tall tattoo guys?

I would make the argument that, if the dishes are piling up like this to the point where anyone with working eyes see they obviously need to be cleaned, then yes, she shouldn’t have to ask.

I think the media’s “Philip” is 100% fiction. But since they use the DoE’s name and likeness, they should be paying him royalties.

Treat each other as human beings, have some modicum of respect.”

A hearty fuck you to all the men who downplayed this when AOC detailed her experience. The videos are all round terrifying. But, the sing song threat to Nancy Pelosi highlighted how men use gendered violence to specifically menace women. “Hang Mike Pence” is chilling. But the death threat is directed at him for doing

I’ve been told, and have read quite a few comments, that these were “UNDERCOVER ANTIFA AND DEEP STATE ACTORS”, but I can’t really believe that anyone who hears that excuse actually believes the person making that claim. Are they trying to cover their ass because they’re too embarrassed to admit that they would rather

Ive always heard Utah is the juvenile treatment center capital of America. Drug abuse is a huge factor in kids getting sent to these places. The one I went to about 75% of the boys were in the chemical dependency program. The main drug counselor wasn’t Mormon and was a recovering addict, but my main counselor and

This is a webcomic about the Elan school, which sounds similar to this Provo thing. I don’t know about Provo but at Elan the adults had no concern for their charges’ welfare. If any kid was “helped” there it was accidental. Tiffany Sedaris was sent there.

A “change in ownership” means precisely jack-fucking-shit in terms of the attitude, behavior, or even basic makeup of staff. These aren’t exactly the kinds of jobs that most people aspire to, so I’m guessing the staff was unchanged. People with a great deal of empathy don’t tend to last very long in these settings.

Good for her for using her spotlight and money to try and get these places shut down. This is such a disgusting cycle - the news highlights stories about abusive, creepy ‘treatment’ centers for teens (who have few if any rights if they’re being warehoused by awful parents), there’s an outcry, there’s some shuffling of

It’s gross. And yet so many women do it. It’s the flat, middle-parted hair of make-up - i.e a trend that looks good on maybe 0.5% of the population and yet a much higher percentage of people insist on sporting it, to unflattering consequences. 

Saw a meme about how apropos it was for the hot girl who had a hip ska band in high school to later wind up married to a conservative stooge named Blake.

I wish the Dems had 15-20 people in Congress like her, AOC, Lieu, etc. who devoted an inordinate amount of time to ganging up on and savagely trolling idiots like Hawley, Cruz, etc. until they cried or dropped off Twitter or went crying to the safe haven of Fox News.  You can’t spend your whole time slavishly

I may be a bit slow today, the love for going to Target during the pandemic is sarcasm or am I missing something about Target? I’ve been doing drive-up or in-store pickup for all Target and grocery shopping due to the pandemic but also more so due to the fact that I had a baby in August. It’s convenient, but also