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And it’s funny that a couple weeks ago it was like “Look at these fucking Trump plague rats with their maskless rallies!” but now it’s “Well, people need a social outlet. You don’t know their economic background. Maybe that circuit party was medically necessary?”

I read this and immediately thought... “White Affluent Gay” says what?

This is not a report, this is not an article, this is an opinion piece that seems to be excusing and apologizing for all the affluent (mostly white) gays that have been learning about accountability in real time. While vilifying and gaslighting the

I’m guessing a photo of Rich partying showed up on the account?

You know what I wish existed?

I know someone who got put in Facebook jail for saying “I hate men,” which is basically dialogue from a rom com after the heroine gets let down by the hero and/or goes on a shitty date. The double standards are ridiculous. Or, at the very least, their “moderators” aren’t trained for nuance, if she could be flagged for

Hey! I always look forward to seeing Pete. He has a weird unexplainable charisma, and I def have a soft spot for him - but since I’m many, many years older I mostly want to fix him a snack, ask how his therapy is going, and counsel him about his life choices.

I’m not sure the Mission Impossible franchise is the reason Hollywood will live to see another day, but go off, short king! Perspective, who needs it?

This place has so gone to shit, I can’t believe it’s the same site I read with Dodai, Lindy, Erin Gloria, etc. back in the day. Every writer now has to have the worst take, the edgy, bitchy take, the contrarian-14-year-old take. Between that and graying anyone who looks at them sideways, I’m just about done with this

I fully approve of this Cruise rant—he’s not just talking about MI movies, he’s talking about this film setting an example that movies can be made in the time of COVID without being superspreaders IF AND ONLY IF the crew follows the safety protocols in place. It matters, he’s right to lose his shit.

Are you fucking kidding with this garbage Tom Cruise take? Look, the guy is a fucking corny weirdo, but considering how many rich ASSHOLES we’ve seen just pretending COVID is not a thing so that their precious little lives don’t get the least bit interrupted, it’s fucking REFRESHING to see a celeb take it seriously.

It’s hard to like Cruise as a human being, but...he is right. Obviously, he’s an extremely rich man, so it’s difficult to support him when he talks about other people’s livelihoods, buuut... he is basically the driving force behind the MI franchise, so he is extremely involved, and the movie has been used as an

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If you want to learn about how much of a scumbag Jeffery Star is, check out this video:

You know, I often wonder why more rich people don’t just buy huge, beautiful compounds and disappear into rich obscurity. I know if I suddenly found myself with infinite money, I probably would buy some island or castle or compound and spend my days doing absurd rich people shit (farming ostriches, painting ostriches,

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.

I was a massive bookworm as a kid and I still hated most of my English class reading. For a while I convinced myself I “didn’t like classics” because I cared more about being entertained than teasing out symbolism.

The purpose of English classes in primary and secondary school is to teach students to read texts and use language in order to critically evaluate the myriad sources of information with which they are presented each day.

Biden may have won but Americans have to grapple with the fact that half the country has basically gone off the deep end and Trump may be gone soon (fingers crossed) but his conspiracy-addled base will still be there for a long time. 

These reaction channels are so weird to me. This one a least has somewhat of a point, but there are hundreds of them. Most are just people watching a performance nodding with approval and gasping when they hit an impressive note. And they have 100,000s of views. It’s just stans looking for someone to validate that the

I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q crowd back from the edge of the cliff, and I’m all ears for ideas on how to do that.

I’m not really one to promote conspiracy theories but look up hammer and scorecard.”

This is our reality now. Real-time gaslighting and the propagation of conspiracy theories in the name of keeping people informed and up-to-date on important issues. I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q