Same, my croc wedges are my favorite shoes.

The two FabFitFun boxes I got had “one size beach cover-ups” that were way too small for my size 14 ass.

I’m having a hi-ho time getting banned from everywhere today. I keep posting this to everyone that whines about Wolf. (I got banned from a cookie group on FB, so far that’s my favorite)

Same here pibbers! And by the end of the first month we had like 2 flutists and a herd of clarinets. I’m still mad.

I have my grandmother’s recipes and there are a lot that start with “1 box of Duncan Hines cake mix” and it really fucking sucks because guess what...1 box of Duncan Hines (or any brand, I think Betty Crocker is the biggest culprit actually) is 2-3oz SMALLER than they were 20+ years ago and it dicks up the ratios.

Same, where do we find them?

I wish someone at Jezebel would do some real research about it. The articles about this incident drive me batshit. I actually have the same type of kayaks, this is “the plug” and it’s used for draining water out of the kayak, because a lot gets inside of the boats.

I spent four months without a stove (party at my house when Sears finally goes under) and we lived out of the Instant Pot and an electric skillet.

Michigan plates?

You’re right!

And no PPE?

This makes no sense. I own the blue model kayak (except in yellow) and I forget to screw the plug in ALL THE TIME. It’s on the top of the hull and it’s meant to drain the boats after you get out of the water, before you try to lift them on top of the car and there’s 20lbs of extra water falling on your head. You…

I was thinking grown up Cabbage Patch Kid

I think he cribbed from my friend’s essay on diabetes:

The context IS creepy though. “...Spending eternity next to Marilyn is too sweet to pass up.” and the guy that bought the crypt above her is laying face down in his coffin.

Just a few months back he called Jackie Aina a “rat”

Toxemia (pre-eclampsia) and toxoplasmosis (cat poop) are two different things.

I’m guessing “dipshit” is on the list of Pentatonix-stan approved cusswords?

Oh man, they better talk smack about each other’s cookie table.