What if they’re quoting themselves? Because we’ve got a guy with his own quote, complete with ~his initials, under his signature.

Like my grandma used to say “The turd don’t fall too far from the butthole”

I work in downtown Youngstown and there are about 4 of those units on the abandoned 8th floor of this building. I go up there when I’m stressed to plot how I can get one out to my car. I have the cameras mapped out, but the freight elevator only goes to the 6th floor.

You’re right. I was talking out of my ass most of yesterday.

I was way too young as well, I used to put IT and Pet Semetary in my sister’s room so they’d get her first.

AT&T also does this, it really screws up my work from home days. We’ve been telling our users to switch to OpenDNS (8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4) which helps, depending on ISP. Charter and Suddenlink so far don’t work, but ATT does.

Right? Holy shit the delusions. I pasted

I bought a $20 malbec because my dog’s face was on it. I don’t even like malbec.

I’m wearing this today. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to having Prince all over me.

He’s not lying though. That’s actually what it’s called in Youngstown. There’s even a local wine that has “grandpa’s dago red” on their label.

My polling place is in a baptist church. I pointed out to the workers (politely) that there were all sorts of “answers in genesis” magazines spread out and specifically folded to the “Our AIG Voter’s Guide” page with this horrible “comic” dead center. 

Try Ublock Origin, it’s less of a resource hog than adblock AND it doesn’t let advertisers pay to be let through.

I have never heard of this person and this is the second time today that her name has come up in my little internet sphere. A 52year old former coworker is having an instagram fight with teenage vegan Freelee fans because he hunts and they are bullying him (he started it IMO)

My son is 18. His father hasn’t tried to contact him for about 8 years now, the last contact we had actually was a notice stating that my ex applied to have his child support obligation terminated since the kid is 18 (except still in high school). Which, doesn’t matter because he’s so far in arrears because he was…

I get less shrinkage with Out the Door too.

I get less shrinkage with Out the Door too.

What about gawker?

I was thinking Gwen Stefani.

Wigs in politics?

Sally Beauty sells big bottles of “Feria Color Moisturizing Treatment” (I think) that’s the same as little tubes that come in the boxes. And thank you for reminding me about it.