My favorites are Indigo Bananas, kbshimmer, ILNP.com, and Different Dimensions. Since others have amazing polishes, but those are the ones I’ve purchased/loved.

I’m inviting all of you bear-people for a drinking weekend at our cabin. This is looking out the living room window:

Can you imagine waking up from your nice long winter hibernation to have FIVE damn kids?

I bet it’s so comfortable.

Weird. Catholics get hemorrhoids from sitting on cold pavement. At least according to my stepgrandma.

Wedding bland.

I’m printing this out. YOU are going to be my inspiration for getting my ass up and to the gym in the AM.

Okay here’s what we (buncha IT nerds) came up with: he was originally talking/thinking about her nipples (because cherry-like nipples are in all the terrible erotica) but his editor threatened him.

THANK YOU. What the heck kind of crap writing is that?

I’m only starring you for that “potpotpential”

Donuts are sooooo last year.

My step-dad threw out my baby cradle. My mom gives him so much shit for that.

I think Cruella is the red in Sephora’s birthday gift this year. It’s beautiful and perfect and I cannot believe I never wore NARS before.

Do that for Jason Derulo and die of alcohol poisoning before the first song is over

Someone pooped in the hall at work on my second day here. I mean, dropped trousers, neatly coiled up, they got their fiber poo. Not an accident.

The other day my mom calls and says “I’m at the laundromat, I need you to sneak in some beer.” Which got me thinking that we really need a bar/laundromat hybrid, but in the meantime, I just filled some giant sippy cups with Coors lite.

I have a ton of balms from www.indigobananas.com because they smell SO GOOD and they absorb so fast. I’m not leaving little greasy fingerprints all over creation.

Breyers isn’t even ice cream anymore, legally. It is now a frozen dairy dessert.

I dunno, and how was he going to juggle us for a long weekend? But, it was with Southwest so I was able to cancel and get a credit. Kid and I went on vacation :)

You’re right. For “more romance” or some shit. And I would’ve fell for it.