I am so grateful for this thread you have no idea. I am not the only one who has an absolutely unhealthy attraction to skeezy white boys. I know I still have to be ashamed, but at least I'm not alone in that shame.

No, Niles. We just pretend we're part of Youngstown.

I can't star hard enough for that.

Maybe "elseys" because someone else is taking it?

Ooooh. I have one of the original unicorn pees (Liquid Euphoria: Bliss) that is just a pretty bottle now. I should smash it on youtube or something.

Crazy nail polish ladies are the drama-iest.

Cubesteak was the only thing I ever "won" in the battle of food. I wasn't eating it and I didn't care if it showed up at every meal until it turned green. I still refuse to try it and it's been 30 years.

I am so going to work that into everyday conversation.

Whisker biscuit?

ugh my new coworker keeps trying to grab computers out of my hands. Dude, I probably squat more than you weigh! Let me do my job!

Al Borland is not a bad looking guy. Al Jourgenson on the other hand.....

I LOVE A-1, but I also love steak so I usually put the A-1 on my potato. Or rice if I'm at home. Also on left over mashed potatoes.

E-4 is Senior Airman, E-3 is A1c. Up until the mid 90s, there were still some E-4 Sergeants, but it was being phased out in a get-promoted-or-get-out kind of thing. I'm trying to remember the difference because if you called a Sgt by SrA, you were getting a chewing. I think if the star was blue, it was a SrA, white…

My mom has a 6'5" vampire mannequin. My stepfather likes to move it outside of the bathroom when someone's in there.

There's another brand, Roominate, that's also marketed to girls but seems to be better quality and more...versatile? Needs more imagination? They just don't have the marketing that GoldieBlox has.

Right there with ya. Ugh. Someone bring me pho and a pepsi and a gatorade.

You know what. I was going to get all pissy and ranty. But I won't because I'm the only one in my office and everyone on here has said it better. I am going to donate to NARAL in Ms. Palin's name. I hope they send her a fucking thank-you card.

This is a little off-topic, but I have to share. I installed a browser plug-in called "Downworthy." It takes all of the hyperbolic, click-bait headlines and translates them into something less OMG!AWESOME! I thought it was just on facebook, but nope:

Good lord that fore...five...six? head.

A lot of sites sneak things like that into anything you copy/paste from their sites now.