Thanks. Now it's in my head.

I don't know what you mean. It doesn't get much more glamorous than this mutt:

Bruce Springsteen was my first crush as a tiny little thing in the early 80s. And I'm not ashamed that he still makes me melt.

Wait. I found this one too and I think it's my favorite.

Prince gif party? That is my kind of party!

We had a MS fanboy in our office that would correct our use of "google" (we don't work for MS, he just loved them). So we started saying "bingled" just to watch him turn red.

That thing is late '70s/early '80s prom dress.

You guys, cats can read. They just read through their buttholes, not their eyes. This is also why they insist on shoving their butts in your face. They're looking into your eyes with their buttholes.

Orange and black are both carried on the X chromosome, so for a male to be a tortie or a calico it would have to be XXY and most likely sterile

Right? I'm going to move into my son's room and my room is going to be my sewing/library (it's bigger and has better light).

Or you can taste it....blah.

A terrible dark day: My then 13-year old son said "HEY MOM. Can you give me and the guys a ride to the dance?" and I proceeded to shove five 13 year old boys going to try to impress 13 year old girls at a dance into an Impala. It was bad. My car was leaving a cloud of axe like the Mystery Machine. You could still get…

The girls are in the same dress, the boys are in pretty much the same shirt. And then the baby in something completely different. I want to believe it's something innocent, he threw up on his blue checked shirt or whatever, but I know they were probably trying to call attention to How Diverse! or it wasn't planned to…

Was this six real hours or six customer hours? Because there is a difference. I am IT in a call center and I get to listen to calls all the time where the customer "was on hold for twoooooo hoooooouuuuurs your company sucks" but I can check the routing for the entire call and see it was 10 minutes total.

It's not just you. And I don't know anything about her, I just...grrr.

If these ate going to be a trend, I think we need to call them "jongs" because jort thongs is too blah.

Kayaking with my mom and sister. Every couple of paddles it's "omg take my picture" "hey float over here and get this" "OMG COME HERE GET MY CAMERA" "WAIT. I HAVE TO POST THIS" for what was supposed to be a relaxing float down the river. They got really pissy when I didn't want to be in every single picture too. I…

Can someone explain "destination engagement ring store" please? I think it means that if we don't go to that store, it doesn't really count because he doesn't really love me because I don't get to tell my friends that we went to The Destination Engagement Ring Store? But that can't be right because who the hell would…

Check out the Roominate kits for slightly older kids! You can make buildings and it has circuitry so things can light up or move.

When they first started, they had good-ish brands. I have an awesome pair of Chinese Laundry pumps that I got from shoedazzle (shoefab is another shitty company). They quality went to complete crap when they started their own brand.