I like you. And your logic.

Organizing is definitely better suited to her rather than the banality of local gov and local elected officials.

Some people call their Congressman to remove cows from their driveway. Then one must explain the concept of federalism to the constituent and why the Congressman will not come remove said cow. SIGH

Clutching all the pearls, all of them.

Do a Garden & Gun theme. Biscuits, ham, mint juleps, fried chicken, bbq, sweet tea, decorate with magnolias and rifles.

If it's any consolation, most Dixiecrats who opposed civil rights became Republicans and Reagan supporters in the 80s and that's who now make up the GOP in the South. In politics, it's called realignment.

Your move, Victoria's Secret.

Exactly. You know one of those Tea Partiers is itching to take a stand. Hopefully even the batshit House has enough votes to pass it.

Bien sur! Celebrate your new journey by playing your best siren song. Sin Wagon is my fave. Your Fledgling Tramp Kit will arrive within the next 2-5 business days. You can specify it comes in the following scents: Tired Hoe (leather and Cheetos,) Mildly Misandrist (peony and moldy child support checks) and Unleash the…

I did squeak by Obfuscation and Stomping Fedoras with a just barely passing grade. My school has the Eve Center of Original Sin, Degradation and Policy on campus, and luckily they're hosting a Deception Outreach Week in March. What luck!

That sounds like a great career path. I'm really struggling with this Intermediate Vagazzling and Flower Arranging course though. Know any tutors? I aced Lacing Corsetry and Knowing Looks over the wintermester for extra credit.

You like me! You really like me!

Yeah, sometimes I just get the urge to laugh over salad, read some Phyllis Schafly and drink milk. I'm losing my edge. The neighbor didn't even clutch her pearls at my outfit today. :( The struggle continues...

You hosebeast, I'm so jelly!

It's 2014! You might want to prepare for the exam by blowing soap bubbles and winking into a fan in addition to the sponge, but I'm sure you'll excel given your record of high academic achievement in sinnin'.

I can always use an assistant! I can only pay you in short skirts, long jackets and tears of shame, though. You do have to pass a qualifying test to see how sexily you can make out with a Carl's Jr. burger and wash a car simultaneously. Are you up to this challenge little filly?

• having an existential crisis
• speaking for my generation
• eating a cupcake in the tub

I only have an associates in Strumpetry but am enrolled in an online certification program for Tarting about Town with a concentration in Galavanting. I aspire to be a full-fledged Slut and Master Whore one day, adjunct teaching at several schools, spreading cheer and lasciviousness to all who enroll in my classes.…

It's always been a clown show, what with the caning in the Senate Chamber and a long history of duels. Need we mention the giant block of cheese? Basil Marceaux, Kinky Friedman, the Rent is Too Damn High dude, etc... It's just that Rob Ford is making everyone look normal right now.