If that were the case, there would be no such thing as an industrial accident.

Looks kind of like a Mazda light.

I can't agree with that, and the Taurus is very disctinctive in many respects.

Well...this wasn't a fantastically good idea.

Has Steve Jobs risen from the grave and started commenting on Gizmodo??!

This has got to be the most original and intelligent advertising of the century.

Of the panels? Just go to:

We have touch displays throughout our house (yes, I'm that nerdy).

You still could (and should) patent this.

Ok, so the risk of infection is mitigated by antibiotics...

How do you quantify that? I'm not a gamer and I pay for Live Gold because it's not all that expensive and, I can use all my streaming services. I still pay less than any cable subscriber and have much better content (though, I'm using my friend's DirecTV account for HBO Go).

Ah, Provo. Avoid it like the plague. Nobody fits in there unless they pop Prozac like it's candy.

My starts using the OnStar app on my phone (or the keyfob), and unlocks as I'm approaching. I can also set the temperature and turn on the heated seats.

Holy shit...they're taking over!!!!

Never has that happened with one of my belt loops, but dear lord does it ever happen when I'm wearing my damned earbuds!!

My knob will live on in infamy!

Just you wait. We got it from the Australians, and I don't suppose it'll be too much longer for you. ;)

And I'm not a woman, jackass.

So fucking what.

Well, apart from what everyone thinks, it's not about the malls...it's about taking moronic digs on Utah just to look cool.