I do identify with Rob Thomas right now. For some reason, the most decent things on television, when you are in a hotel, are the home shows on HGTV. It’s a strange thing because I never watch those shows unless I’m in a hotel.

Yes... "choice"

That's like saying it's okay for a prosecutor to go to someone accused of theft and offer them a plea bargain with no jail time as long as they agreed to have their hands cut off as punishment.

It saddens me how many women responded to this on the feministing facebook page with disgust and outrage. One woman said that it's "extremests like you that give Feminism a bad name. You are actually hurting the cause." Another woman, responding to comments that we should not be ashamed, said that she should post a…

but..i..dont use make up...Brian..my names Brian

I bet Fritz caught diabetes just fine.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

This list was much more interesting when Adam Sandler sang it on Weekend Update.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

Call Your Girlfriend...and tell her to sign up.

• Around $75,000

But what if I have a perfectly cylindrical face with a big yellow nub on the top?

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

Awwww, well pretty much all naturally fat people can't model so it's not like discrimination based on body type is a foreign concept to the industry.

okay but now I really want to get engaged and married so I can do exactly this.

Nicholas Brendon's trajectory, post-Buffy, makes me very sad. I hope he makes progress in fighting his disease.

Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
I'm begging of you please put down that pan.
Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
Please don't bake it just because you can.

Listed by Kingsford as one of the top ten barbecue cities

So... she's a nanny madam?

ooh a black and white look at things. How fascinating.