National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

I called her and she said it was ok. Well... She said "KJNJHVDBKSLHAHAHAHAAMEN!!!!111!!!" ... So I assumed.

I mean, I feel like ANYone that crazy white wingers disagree with is a "nazi." It's their go-to insult. Rather than, you now, engage in intellectual discourse, they try to discredit their opponents by associating them with the worst types of people in the history of human civilization.

The pope thing- I. Just. Don't. Understand. So many of my friends and coworkers are so into him and I'm just: congrats dude. You are slightly less of a bigoted asshole than everyone else who has had your job? Really setting the bar high there.

some dudes have weird, specific kinks. the fabrics suggest a certain kind of woman he believes he deserves/has earned. you can tell he thinks he's earned it because of his ~signature~, which establishes his Good QUalities that automatically make these woman an option for him. not him an option for them, but them an…

I actually find the awkward clothing talk completely in keeping with a man who thinks he knows something about women's clothing (just like he thinks he knows something about women) but does not. The adverbs and adjectives are all wrong (e.g. "stylish flared skirts" ??? Dork). And I've never heard a woman (or retailer)…

I would put my hand on his shoulder and say "You don't understand what you just said and neither do I."

Wait, you honestly think that not going from grey to black in 20 minutes means Tracy's deliberately keeping you down? She probably has no idea you commented. This is just the nature of the greys.

I feel like Samantha Bee is one of those people who is always pregnant. Like Amy Poehler or Kourtney Kardashian.

dafuq

Uh, even if I were to let my liscense expire, I would still be a physician.

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

Also if you think about it the character *was* dressed appropriately for her work situation and was *trying* to buy clothing that would be appropriate for the social situations she found herself in.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

I thought she looked tired and then I saw MK.

Rape is a crime that is largely enabled by everyone else. To address that, you have to train people to be conscious of the signs of someone crossing the line with others, what to do when you realize that someone at (for example) your group's party is trying to get someone else incapacitated, to understand that jokes…

IAMB WAR MACHINE.

I wonder if MRAs will be outraged about this false rape accusation.

Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…

Insert the elephant in the back tilting one corner of the newspaper down and saying "OH STOP SHE'S FINE" and we've got my parents!