This app would obviously be for the iPad

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I'm just curious about the type of people whose interests include both political satire, and One Direction. What a strange intersection.

Only racists label people racists. Or something.

I feel like Christians like her are on shaky ground beliefs wise if they think 1 book series will turn their kids into devil worshipers. I was obsessed with Aztec gods and goddesses and didn't leave the church to start worshiping Quetzalcoatl (also called Morning Star).

Anyone else here not like her song? The chorus is catchy but the rest of it is a faux positive self-esteem anthem that encourages women above a size 2 to love themselves because some men like it. Yes, lets base our self esteem on whether men approve of us or not.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

Or... we could just STEP UP AND OFFER SOMETHING OURSELVES.

What a revelation!

Kids always put toys in their mouth, so that's no surprise.

Anytime someone refers to women as "females" I automatically picture them as a Ferengi.

this is not how a first date goes with an abuser

You are garbage.

they would, but football players don't actually cause cancer, so they're on firmer ground

Oh. So, we can donate to raise funds for any other legal medical procedure, some of which is not as safe as abortion? And some of which is not medically necessary... but abortion is out? Is that... that's cool? Really? Okay.

They should change their name to GoFundMen, amirite?

The only reasonable course is for us to rally and demand that GoFundMe also prohibit crowdfunding for all other legal medical procedures.

You can still raise money for cops who kill unarmed children, though. I will never, ever use this piece of crap site for anything again. GoFundMe can GoFuckItself.

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