Seriously, what a stunt for her to talk about abuse and her love for animals during a speech, at an anti-animal abuse function no less!

Did you get lost on your way to amateur hour, kid?

How does this guy handle the situation of someone sending you a pic message/mass text when a bunch of numbers unknown to you (that the sender included in the original message) appears on your phone?!

Yes! One of my friends repeatedly got calls from random numbers, and all were asking for a girl named Ashley. I found this out once I had called him and was confused by his voicemail: "Hi, you've reached Tyler, not Ashley. Please leave a message if you meant to call me and not her."

Ugh I've stopped responding to any errant messages that I clearly received on accident. I'd text back something like "Hey I think you have the wrong number!" and it would result in one of the following scenarios:
"who is this?" "Kelsey. I don't think that (text/pic whatever) was for me." "Kelsey who?"
or
"haha oops…

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That was Cumberbatch doing Rickman.

I can't imagine that seat in the bathroom is used for makeup application since it's impractically far from and lower than the mirrors... so I'd like to believe that it's actually the toilet.

I can't stop watching #4 up there. You'll guard him this time, kid!

I can't stop watching #4 up there. You'll guard him this time, kid!

Usually official condolences/apologies etc issued by celebrities come across as affected. Not insincere, but like they don't sound the way you'd imagine someone talking in real life. Too formal.

Came here to post this- a well-spent ten minutes of my time went to reading those comments one day.

At first I read it as "Saturday Morning Bitch Menu" which should also definitely be a thing, in the context of this article.

Oh they're still my friends, it's just that difference going from hanging out frequently and daily conversation to having to plan a visit! Definitely always open to new internet friends though :-) And I'm totally Midwestern, so boom: commonality.

Someone in a different thread rephrased it to "I don't trust girls who don't WANT any girl friends." People aren't always where they want to be when it comes to their social lives (saying this as a female whose close female friends have mostly moved away over the past year and I'm trying to make more!)

Better yet, have a "Truth" and a "Consequences" and see who turns out to be the more well-adjusted child.

Oh dear lord my first reaction would have been laughter based on this sketch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUY4KG…

True. When I name my child Manhattan, I'll make sure to specify that they're named after the city, NOT the drink.

I'm digging "Crappo, Maryland." Marx brothers-type names are also going to come back into fashion, I predict.

Oh lord that is infinitely better! Nah, it was longer, Italian and just had a silly sound when all was said together.