HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. I actually gasped when I saw who wrote this article, as I LOVE Jenna's contributions to Jezebel. I read most of this article with sadness.

Yet it wasn't good enough for you once the question was answered.

There's been a subset of women who idolized, write to and even marry inmates going on for decades, not just now with James Holmes and Dzokhar Tsarnaev. I think they'll find their fodder in other outlets, as newspapers still tend to highlight the "troubled past" and "nowhere else to turn" angles alongside huge pictures…

They wrote a profile about the bomber after months of trying to figure him out. The victims and destruction are not the focus of the article. Like virtually all Rolling Stone magazine covers, the focus interview subject got the cover. Are you simply unfamiliar with the specifics of this controversy, or with the…

On the photographer's website it sounds like she changed the name of the camp for privacy reasons if I'm reading it correctly. But either way it really should be the camp's name/motto/whatever.

Your question was "how do you figure they're edible", which was answered. You didn't ask anywhere before the answer was given whether that poster has personally eaten a label. You seem really upset over something so minor, friend.

It's like That Girl who says "guys are so much easier to get along with, girls like stupid stuff and are all drama"- people and activities that are stereotypically masculine have higher social value than things that are associated with femininity. If a girl plays HALO, she'll get a few high-fives from men AND women…

I work at a hotel and have filled in for this job when needed. Basically overnight desk staff- you run a bunch of closing reports for the day.

Yes, it's pretty ludicrous for an actress to request privacy regarding the loss of a boyfriend, as that's an obvious outcome directly related to them being an actress.

I used to seriously mix up Michelle with Kristen Stewart back in the day.

Is there really such thing as inorganic breast milk?

It would be, do you really not see the comedic value of a high-profile star- any of them- trying to pull one over on the groom? What, do you think that if it was Angie and not Gabby that Jimmy would decide to marry her instead, or that the guests would ooh and aah instead of chuckle, or any other reaction that would…

Do you really think she was only possibly "in on" the joke and not its instigator? I mean, have you seen any interviews of this woman? She's awesome.

I think the joke is that she's not his wife but a friend of the couple, yet she's wearing a wedding dress. I doubt it was a whole lot deeper than that.

That's exactly what I was implying in my totally serious comment.

You're being overly simplistic, and conveniently forgot to include that he was also be-hoodied.

"I can't even imagine how excited we are."

A terrible sentiment beautifully written.

Don't forget about all the princesses!

Idk, a box of a dozen condoms costs more than a month of my generic birth control pills.