Sophomore year of college, I was living in this total dirty hippie house. Eight or nine people would be living there at a time, and people kinda rotated in and out, but we all had our own rooms (small rooms in a big place) and we all paid rent.

who.... the fuck ... puts pizza in a closet?!

An acquaintance stayed the night on their way through town a few years ago. After they left I stripped the bed, did the laundry and made the guest room back up. After a few days a weird stench started coming from that room, and I couldn’t figure out what it was. I searched under the bed, washed the bedding again, and…

“We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc.”

We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think…

From the pic:  Looks like some of it you eat, some you drink.

I was surprised it got renewed for a third season today because I had assumed it was already renewed. I think it a a great show, I wish it wouldn’t end after the third season, even if they planned it that way... I mean only 3 seasons? The cast chemistry is amazing, especially for it being comprised half of children.…

It seemed like it was just getting started.

As someone who works in healthcare, I’m not even going to enter because that would be unfair to everyone else.....let’s just say one of the worst instances involved maggots.

I’m so sorry that you’re going through this. Please consider that any trip you make to the hospital could be handled with precautions. Call his oncology care team and please alert them, they should be able to help with transport or have you go in for imaging at a time when there are very few patients. My own husband…

See also: the guy taunting everyone in my costco that they were “just going to have to get water from the tap” after he snagged the last case of waters.  I wish I'd filmed him instead of just giving him my worst stank eye.

No one can really hide from this 100%. The rich require staff, and staff are tasked with doing their marketing, their cooking and their cleaning..all of which require them to be out among the infected. Your yacht has a messy, germ-y crew that needs to connect with those you are trying to insulate from in order to get…

My problem wasn’t that Pete “isn’t gay enough”; it’s that he strikes me as a particular kind of gay white dude who would be a Republican if he didn’t happen to like other guys. He’s the one who wishes the drag queens and leatherfolk and Dykes on Bikes would be a little less flamboyant and in-your-face, and doesn’t…

My worst was my 6th. It was my first year in school and so the first one where a bunch of kids were invited. And a lot of kids showed up. Sounds good, right? Problem was my alcoholic mother was in no way equipped to deal with a houseful of little kids and parents she didn’t know. So she was taking frequent trips to…

Yeah, I felt this way for pretty much all of last year (wedding was in October). All of the structures and constructed meaning around weddings make it really hard to maintain a sense of what it was that you intended when you started into it. Par example - I’m in my 30's and financially comfortable. I did not need or…

You are right! I know of two couples that had big weddings and because they were fairly established in their careers, they were going to pay for everything themselves, no help from family. As most things happen, as the day got closer and closer their budget got lost as expense got bigger and bigger. Both couples ended…

Me! Me! I got a story!

I, for one, hope they continue only breeding with other white supremacists. Judging by those faces above, it’ll only be 2 or 3 generations before they purify their way into infertility.

When I was a child I could make a kick ass profile of stairs.

“but he doesn’t know where everybody elses hands have been”