Medication I take makes pooping occasionally challenging as in “Its been 3 days, let me poop!” which I can usually solve by eating at certain fast food places (like BK..just have to be home when I eat is all as it’s pretty fast acting). Also, trips to newish places throw me off (like my yearly trip to Vegas. Sometimes…

CNN reports that Tito Catota, 38, Parmenio I. Perez, 40, and Michael Papagni, 32, have been charged with forcibly assaulting, impeding, intimidating and interfering with two male officers.

The one, single benefit to having IBS: I never have this dilemma, because it takes every single star to be in alignment for me to poop to begin with.

I thought the same thing from the headline, but after reading the article it turns out they were assaulting other ‘officers’... Those peeps are *employees* who can sue their *employer*, not the general public who have no recourse against ‘law enforcement’ with qualified immunity.

Male-on-male harassment like this has a long history in predominantly male groups, whether it’s the police, military, fraternities, or football teams.

This is unbelievably horrible. Actually, no. Given where we are as a country, it’s very believable. And that’s the worst part.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

If he married you, he’s probably not an avoidant attachment type so you’re probably fine.

I have a friend who’s a Relationship Bragger. I mean, they are getting married soon, but she’s been doing a countdown to the wedding on facebook and even made up a #hashtag for it. I’m happy for her, but I swear to God some of her posts made me roll my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

My SIL sent me a video her husband took of her at the OB’s office getting a transvaginal ultrasound of her 8 week old fetus.

Oh god. One of my coworkers has a 9-month old and today she asked me if I wanted to see a video of her baby. I really didn’t. But I didn’t want to be rude, so I said OK.

Longest. Three minutes. Of. My. Life.

Yes, yes, your baby rolls around in his crib in a MUCH more adorable way than any other baby in the history of…

That’s still insecurity though. Because you assume they care a lot about your relationship status. And maybe they have a lot of cool stuff going on in their own life, they just don’t care about impressing people on Facebook. Doesn’t mean they’re less happy than you or that your life is better than theirs.

Cousin and hubbie drove me nuts for five years - then her grandmother died, and he told her he wanted a divorce (same day - asshat), and that he never loved her. I now suspect anyone who gushes about their relationship (after the first blush) is overcompensating.

My FB friends barely know I have pets, let alone a husband.

Wonderful! Now I have something to point to as evidence of my assumption that a couple's tendency to broadcast their relationship over social media is a sign there isn't anything meaningful or sacred there.

This is the least shocking study result I've seen in a while. #solucky #luckiestguyalive #Ihavethebestguy #mymanisthebest #Iamridiculouslyinsecure #lookatallthisexpensiveshitmyguyboughtme #puke

Consequently 54% of Facebook marriages in which the term "hubby" is frequently used in statuses end in divorce.

I am SHOCKED! Shocked I tell you! You mean the couple that posted about their #100dayanniversary and #10monthanniversary and posts pictures of each other EVERY week for #mancrushmonday and #womancrushwednesday aren't the actual epitome of #truelove? (This is a real couple on my newsfeed and they are hilarious. I can't…

#blessed