This explains Trump’s attire to the T. Thank you. 

When several car alarms go off during a loud fireworks display, and continue on ‘car-alarming’ long after the fireworks are finished, you begin to contemplate the pros and cons of risking imprisonment for smashing your neighbors car. Not to steal it, but to leave it as a lesson to people assholic enough to still think…

Add to list: fireworks, especially the professionally constructed ones used by large municipalities, are composed of some heavier metals, which are exploded into a million particles and drift downwards over regions adjacent to the fireworks. Inhale that lightly, folks.

This is so true. It’s only in my mid-thirties that I discovered that it would have been really useful for me to learn programming. No one ever came to me in my early twenties and said, “you should try this”. It’s not something that I would ever have thought that I could be good at and no one ever told me that I could…

“..and no one learns anything anymore passed down from parents...etc.”

HAHAH, I live in the US, and routinely, Trump supporters seem to want to come out and talk about their love for Trump... with me, for some reason.

Don’t ICE the hand that feeds you.

But it’s a french word. For many french words, the last consonant is silent. “Croissant” - that trailing ‘-ant’ should render the tail end of the word into an ‘awn’-type sound, where the ‘awn’ is spoken in the most nasally way possible, and even the ‘n’ is not enunciated but reverberated in the nasal passageways.

It’s…

Dearest Google Translate: your next mission, should you accept it, is:

Germans are really into cultural appropriation... only of cultures that they simultaneously approve of and yet know little about. I used to work in Germany. A German colleague complained about another colleague who was Navajo - the German colleague complained that the Navajo person was not how she expected a Native…

From a functionally deflational perspective, what happens to implants like that if she’s ever in a car crash? Do they just implode/explode and the saline inside just overloads her blood stream? Is there an Inquest Coroner on call here who has an answer to this very pertinent question?

Seriously, we live in the age where humans reach maturity without proper potty training skills. I work in the Med School of an Ivy League U..... toilets are a tragedy of the commons, as demonstrated by the many instances of dump-failury. I just don’t get it.

I’m am severely grateful that I don’t live in the age when people used SEARS catalogues as toilet paper. Thank you modernity!

Really? My husband and I haven’t declared our relationship on FB, but it’s not out of lack of respect for one another. We’ve been together 5+ years. FB just isn’t worthy. That, and this culture is so marriage/relationship focused that it has become such a public statement to be with someone that sometimes it is really…

Connecticut weather is downright boring at the moment. And safe...r. So long as we don’t see any repeats of Hurricane Sandy, we’re kinda okay.

I feel like private confrontations may not always be the best case - sometimes, bringing in a friend to attend or a mediator may be the best option due to the fact that he may try to gaslight her or negate what she is saying or attack her. Been there, done that.

In all of this, Sam Tarly has just been made heir of House Tarly. Thanks Dickon!

They are both good leaders; they’re just operating under and responding to completely different types of threats. Sansa doesn’t have first-hand experience of the White Walkers while Jon has no experience of Cersei’s tyranny.
They’re as likely to get f***ed from both sides.

Seriously! :)

How is that even physically possible? Isn’t the urethra opening, like, tiny? :/