This is going to end with some pilot finding Bickerstaff’s arm, still wearing a wristwatch, and no other remains, as some German dude explains what happens.

I got one better: imagine the man was inches from retirement due to what he experienced with Jeff Fisher, which brings me to this:

I am getting tired of watching Bill O’Brien waste Watson. He spends the first 3 quarters calling offense like Blake Bortles is his QB then the 4th quarter rolls around and he finally unleashes Watson. 

There’s a mod where you can leave the difficulty on Wizards. Eventually the other team starts shaking their heads at each other and gives up midway through the third quarter. 

This. I feel horrible for Ariana, who was blamed for Manchester, blamed for Mac Miller’s suicide, and is now being blamed for Pete Davidson’s fragile state and Kanye feeling attacked.

She has 5 Grammy nominations; she doesn’t need Rolling Loud to keep her in the news. You must be a Nicki stan

I’m a Brewers fan, so I’ve already come to accept the reality that my team will never get any closer to sniffing a World Series than they got this year. They simply can’t. Mark Attanasio has increased payroll spending five-fold over his precessessors, and this is the pinnacle for him. His franchise doesn’t generate…

“Barry, might I suggest that a hard salary cap is actually exactly what MLB needs?”

There are so many things that are incorrect with this comment.

MLB needs a salary floor, not a salary cap. Teams like the Marlins shouldn’t be able to put out the bare minimum when their owners are just banking their TV money.

People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

You shouldn’t wear that get-up to, say, a professional office, but it’s OK for a walk to the mailbox to see whether your Social Security check arrived.

3 things can be true:

You gotta learn more about her then and understand she’s a hypocrite.

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He’s especially good at the following commands:

While I look forward to 2020 with some level of hope (especially after some inspiring wins and campaigns during the midterms), I also dread it for a number of reasons. We all know it’s going to be a brutal election cycle that will probably start sometime in mid-2019 whenever the first serious contender on the left…

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Aggies.

I’m not a vodka guy either, but Tito’s is very popular here.