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I genuinely don’t have a bee in this fight, other than having wasted a solid hour following all the drama earlier today, but a lot of the complaints seem really weak. In the replies to the tweet quoted in this article, people have posted screen caps of the Texas bee lady 1) using power tools and 2) wearing protective

The MAGA thing appears to have been entirely invented. People in the replies to that tweet calling her a Trump fan are begging for the evidence, but no one has actually provided any, as far as I can tell. And she follows a bunch of Dems on IG, so it’s a mystery where the accusation is coming from.

Blah blah blah. Homeboy has used his “life story” to endlessly promote himself and his company, and had the audacity to lecture college students about his upbringing, and somehow has never bothered to mention the whole neo-Nazi part of it.

I also voted for Bernie in my state’s primary, despite preferring Warren, and I did so before Warren dropped out because polls showed a close race between Bernie and Biden in my state, so I felt like it actually might make a difference. What drives me nuts is that the Bernie cult was basically like “fuck you, it’s

What? There seems to be a whole lot of projecting, or something, here. It’s pretty clear that “girl dad” is just a dad who enjoys being a father to girls, rather than, like, pushing to keep having kids until he gets a boy.

Yes, Australia should rescue Assange from UK prison and transfer him to Manus.

How do you write this blog without the rest of his quote? I mean, he literally says we should push for something greater, he’s just asking those with privilege to consider what they are asking those without privilege to risk in that push.

Did... did a Sooner write this?

Just a quick reminder that Matt Barnes was separated from his wife, in the midst of divorce proceedings, and seeing other women himself when he drove to that house to beat up Derek Fisher and spit on his ex. As juicy as beef between two irrelevant NBA role players sounds, this was actually a seriously fucked up,

Look, I hate the way the NBA has handled this whole situation, and the team staffer was wrong to step in here, but you’re being really unfair, because Harden HAS answered this question at least once already.

Damn, trying to carjack a (rent-a-) cop in the middle of the night? Dude is lucky to be ali—*notices photo at top of article*—nevermind.

The solution is obvious: put a roof on your goddamned stadium, like civilized people do. Weather delays are for savages and simpletons. 

*nods vigorously*

Same injury Jose Altuve played through last season, which is completely fucking insane.

He’s also left up numerous old tweets about being horny for and jerking off to photos of Kate Upton, which might not be an unusual for a young man to have once tweeted, but you’d think he would have deleted when he started working with her significant other. And he purposely left them up, because they were surfaced at

I think remixes should get counted separately, but only because I want to see the boomers meltdown when the entire Billboard top ten is just different versions of Old Town Road.

I feel like maybe the balance of power has shifted a little bit recently in baseball, away from the ignorant rednecks, maybe? My favorite team, the Astros, has Alex Bregman, who isn’t exactly woke but is definitely liberal, and Collin McHugh and his wife are like a poor man’s John Legend-Chrissy Tiegen: they are super

I’m so disappointed that Deadspin failed to make the connection that Villar is also responsible for another incredible, rare, famous accomplishment.

should require a big old asterisk be put up against this new record.

I’m no Marianne Williamson fan (aside from her voice reminding me of the late, great Madeline Kahn), nor do I think PACs have any place in politics, but who are you to decide what the cardinal rules are? I’m so tired of the left’s 8 billion purity tests. I thought Medicare-For-All was the cardinal rule? Or the Green