Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Seriously. Beto won every single major Texas county (including Tarrant, reliably red in prior elections). Combine all those counties together and you have the population of a small country, and yet he still lost. The numbers he pulled in would have been a landslide win in many states. Progressives have to work twice…

To be fair, we all mainly suck. But we can get better.

Read what you cited: “he shall afford equal opportunities to all other such candidates for that office in the use of such broadcasting station”

That’s definitely not true.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered drunk and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Buffalo football lore-

So you read that headline this morning about “Trump to End Birthright Citizenship” and immediately knew that he actually can’t end birthright citizenship via executive order because it’s a constitutional amendment? If so, fair enough and good for you, but I’m extremely confident that vast majority of voters aren’t…

But if you had the scoop that he was thinking about ending birthright citizenship and knew you were going to spring this question on the President, for the love of god, I’d hope you would have done a little research on the topic prior to asking the question.

“Jenkins (and Norman’s) position was likely the logical outcome of this...compromise. Reid’s and Kaps might be the morally right position but at this point...who’s helping more?”
Okay, put this into a different context. “What can the Montgomery, AL bus companies do to stop the bus boycotts, Dr. King? How about some…

Why do they have to want something from the NFL ???

What they want is to raise awareness of societal problems. The NFL, if they had any sense whatsoever, never would’ve gotten themselves involved in the first place, stated that their players have their own voices and don’t speak for the league itself, and let them…

this is so obviously fake.

My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

“The police chief would not go into further details about what happened with that investigation.”

Gee, what side are you on?

It’s pretty clear he hasn’t and won’t.

I, for one, can’t wait for him to get on Twitter/Facebook. The accessibility of social media is going to be a really cool thing for him to experience. So cool that he becomes addicted and crosses the street, while staring at his phone, and gets hit by a bus. 

He seems surprised that “there is so much hate and negativity toward [him].” I wonder if it has anything to do with him paying someone to murder the mother of his child?