As a fan of an AL West team who absolutely dreads our 10 games per season in Oakland due to the 3-4 straight hours of mindless, nonmusical drumming and vuvuzela blowing, I’d suggest that this plan probably sounds cooler in theory than in practice.

Ah yes, the tried and true “bitch was asking for it” defense.

“Literally the two most popular American movies of all time featuring minority casts have good ratings, so quit complaining.”

Don’t worry, public defenders are paid next to nothing. More of your taxes are going toward John Engler’s green fees than Nassar’s public defenders.

It seems like the response is very individualized. I can’t stand whispering and mouth noises (barf), but the sound of a palette knife mixing paint gives me brain chills and puts me to sleep.

To this day, whenever I meet someone named Robert, I recite “Your friends may call you Wobert, but you’re fly shit to me.” This is very awkward in professional settings, but I can’t help it.

The Intercept should be shut down for their utter negligence in handling the info she leaked to them. It makes my blood boil how careless they were, and I hope the journalists/staff involved can’t sleep at night.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

“But this is over bus seats, ultimately something unimportant. All the seats are the same. I’m just saying, pick your battles.”

There is a million times more grace and empathy in the replies to his tweets than he has ever shown another human being on the radio. I hope he gets healthy and stops being an utter dillweed.

Yup, and I think I saw something this morning that the Trump admin is exploring ways to use emergency powers to seize control of that water.

Oh yeah, I had a book of Hans Christian Andersen stories and they totally fucked me up as a kid. Little Match Girl is basically torture porn for children.

I am unbearably torn between being glad that at least there might be some justice in this case of murder by cop, and being disgusted that, as usual, the case of murder by cop that might get some justice is the one involving a white victim and a brown cop.

I, too, was that girl in my group of friends. I grew up in a secular household so I never believed in the Ouija board, but my friends were really gullible and I was a good liar. 

Good to see another Mets fan weigh in.

Watch the second clip of him talking to reporters. He used the “rap lyrics” excuse, which of course is ridiculous because rappers don’t use the hard -er like all of his tweets did.

I mean, we’re all just assuming the husband was being honest - isn’t any married man, when caught with naked photos of another woman, going to claim they were unsolicited?

I’m familiar with how the criminal justice system works, thanks. If your argument is that the entire system is irreparably borked, fine, you are welcome to believe that convictions are invalid and that there shouldn’t be social consequences to swearing under oath that you committed a heinous crime. But there is…

Yeah, they’ll try brown kids as young as 12 as adults, and it’s fucked up, but it’s not coercion, any more than offering to drop additional counts is coercion.

15 year olds accused of violent offenses are frequently charged as adults.