THE TEXANS DO NOT HAVE A DRAFT PICK UNTIL THE THIRD ROUND. Want to try another excuse?

The author of the article is actually a UFO-obsessed gullible moron and there are several rational potential explanations for what the pilots saw. Hope this helps!

FWIW, describing injuries as “severe and permanent” is pretty standard language in a personal injury lawsuit. Obviously a blown patellar tendon is severe, and even if it’s just the surgical scars, it’s permanent in that he’ll always have a surgically repaired knee.

A pro is a pro, and if the guy can grovel on Twitter hoping a pornstar will like him, and then switch into work mode and do his job fairly and effectively, have at it.

No, the boss having phone sex with his wife on speakerphone with the office door open is also harassing and creepy. Jesus fucking christ.

Nearly all of the tweets screencapped here were sent during work hours. The fact that you and at least 14 other people don’t find it creepy or indicative of a hostile working environment that the big boss man is routinely sitting in his office getting his cock hard reading twitter says a lot about why women in the…

I have a couple of logistical questions:

What if Westbrook was the bad teammate all along?

Not to take anything away from Paul, but when looking at on/off numbers don’t forget that when Paul is on and Harden off, usually he’s going up against the other team’s second unit.

Who’s going to do anything about it, Betsy DeVos? Jeff Sessions? LOL. I’m sure that if Baylor can just stay afloat for another few months, Title IX will be repealed and they won’t have to worry about it.

I agree with your conclusion, but I’m afraid you might be overestimating MMA fans’ willingness to cheer for a non-heel black fighter.

But we were told during last year’s MVP race that triple doubles are The Most Important Thing, so actually Lonzo is the best rookie.

Considering how well hiring younger, less experienced managers who embrace analytics and can bond with players has worked out for the Astros and Dodgers, it’s not surprising that teams like the Yankees and Red Sox are trying to copy that model.

The article isn’t completely clear, but it appears that at least some portion of this financial “commitment” is expected to be borne by the players ($250,000 per team per year), which is kind of bullshit, plus the proposed committee tasked with guiding the project is made up of 5 players and 7 owners/league office…

Paint mixing videos are my favorite.

I know it’s pointless to engage because you aren’t arguing in good faith, but

Milk is the worst. I once spilled an entire 20oz. latte all over a fabric seat and floor. Spent literally hours at a do-it-yourself car wash trying to shampoo the milk out, but the car still stunk every summer.

Yes, the lawyer economy, which also puts food on the table for the makers of rolling briefcases and multi-colored sticky tabs. We all gotta eat, buddy.

Old men with too much money and ego are a critical part of the lawyer economy. Go forth and bill the shit out of this file, counselors!

Ugh, the view from the top of the jump made my bowels clench.