To be fair, all white people photo-shop black people into their lives: it is a well known phenomenon.

my friend and I have been discussing if these breasts are to be referred to as AR-DD's or Weapons of Mass Nutrition. I'm torn.

This is a great post. You know what I wish? I wish there were more posts on Jez that dealt with things of historical and scientific feminist-related interest, like this one. I recall a few, but not too many. Websites like Cracked are proof to me that the natural and social sciences can actually make for good…

Sorry to be an anal music geek, but are the pieces in question actually songs?

Who gives a flying fuck? Me. You don't get to throw dirty looks my way if I'm sitting on a plane or eating in a restaurant where I have every right to be. You don't get to fetishize me. You don't get to treat me like a fuckdoll behind closed doors and pretend you don't know me around your friends and expect a pat on…

you can have some of the left one cause it's bigger. :(

I think it's great if you're able to do that! However, that's easier said than done for a lot of people who've been raised in the toxic swamp that is our culture. I also like lunch, and I am also good at giving head, but those are not the only two facts that matter about me, and I don't like garbage pop culture…

I think you walk a fine line. In a social setting, those types of things are more expected and acceptable, but it all depends on the woman you approach. Maybe she had a shitty day and doesn't feel like dealing with unsolicited attention from a stranger. Or maybe she had a shitty day and it's nice to receive an…

"Females." Never fucking fails, neeever fucking fails.

My mom and her best friend used to drag all of the kids to the rec center for different things - in the summer all we wanted to do was swim and play Commando in the field behind our house and other kid things but they dragged us to the smoke filled bowling alley for bowling and then the rec center for this and that.…

Brown Skin, India Arie

Duly noted. Perhaps I was a tad harsh but she got on my last dagnab diddly nerve...

Coffee Mate is liquid diabetes corn syrup jizz. PASS.

You hang out with people who think women and olive-sized embryos are of equal value. Indeed, I do not. I hang out with people who value women a lot more than that.

You need to find a different graphic to use on this piece. You really, really need to change it. Please.

If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.

In related news...

The celebration for Christ's triumph over death is Easter.

Well, this is the consequence of that big huge group of intolerant, ill-humored people getting on a bunch of boats, sailing across the Atlantic and trying to build a creepy theocracy in the "New World." Mike Seaver is making his Puritan Forefathers proud.

Agree with everything you just said. Another huge Ravens fan (who is also feeling very conflicted about it... couldn't bring myself to turn down free tickets to this weekend's game but it did feel weird to me to be there... although I am pleased to report that I don't think I saw a single Rice jersey there that day)…