Onlydancing
Onlydancing
Onlydancing

Pale redhead here, also allergic to sunscreen. I use CotZ tinted sunscreen on my face and tend to be ok. Sunscreen allergies are really annoying though, ugh.

Pale redhead here, also allergic to sunscreen. I use CotZ tinted sunscreen on my face and tend to be ok. Sunscreen

Agreed times a million. Waist is 13” smaller than my hips. Low rise jeans are so so comfy, and if my undies are a smidge visible I do not care - I wear cute lingerie, so there! High waisted jeans make me feel like I'm cut in half :-(

I am by no means asking for sympathy (of course not!) or saying anybody has to do what I did, but our wedding (including very much appreciated gifts from family for band, photography, florist, church and choir) was definitely this much. Our photog was like $2k+, band was $4k+, venue was like $7k plus $85/plate, etc

Nothing beats a pitcher of Boh, a dozen crabs, and a hot August day in baltimore.

Well we clearly should have formed a club of well read depressives!

I was about to say, this is very much like stuff I wrote as a kid... Nobody would talk to me in middle school. I had a large vocabulary and a mean streak.

I am on a diet. I have cut out all sugar, including alcohol. I don't even like Fireball and watching him do shots is the sexiest thing I've seen all year. (Actually it probably has more to do with him, but...)

She's ridiculously classy for saying "holy smokes!" I probably would have been like what the fuck, are you shitting me?! Motherfucker!

Did not do bouquet toss or garter or anything. Didn't do a receiving line or daddy daughter dances. The hell with that. I just showed up at the reception with my hubs, grabbed a cocktail and mingled. Everyone was there to party anyway, not to watch me do stupid sexist stuff!

The top pic made me think the romance involved the horse. I'm kinda disappointed now.

Yep. They put it in the show because she apparently rocks it on the regular.

Cuban. Jazz. I was a teenager when the Buena Vista Social Club album and film came out and it changed my life. I cannot wait to visit Cuba and hear music, experience a culture, which has been nearly off limits for so long. My teenaged self is jumping up and down and screaming ART NEVER DIES.

This is so timely it is ridiculous - I've been listening to my sadsack playlist for three weeks straight now. "Stay" is definitely on there. Also

Yep, my first two weeks were like that. I got into some scary situations because I was totally clueless about what was going on. Ugh.

Wow, that's some seriously entitled bullshit. I'm a JHU grad and I know exactly the kind of person who wrote this. These are people who have never really been responsible for anything in their life before. They feel like they deserve A LOT out of life.

They are... Ridiculously funny looking. After a couple I was like, ugh. Not sexy.

YES

sophomore year of high school I dressed up as Victor/Victoria. It was pretty great.

That is the best thing I have ever seen. Those glasses on that tiny face!

Franken Frappucino: green tea with peppermint syrup, white mocha, Java chips, and s mocha drizzle.