4 white guys playing fictional characters.

I want Chipotle.

He does seem really, REALLY enthusiastic.

Kinda gross to realize that in most relationships, I’m probably the Kasich.

I saw it with my then-infant. A local theater would run a morning showing of a latest release specifically for parents with newborns, and it was great. They even played it at a lower volume. I mean the movie was terrible, but it was great.

That seemed more like an argument against having a draft at all than against having women included.

If anything, it’s even better because they CAN’T FIGHT BACK and you’re automatically the winner!

Happy birthday!

It is literally my 28th birthday so this really cracks me up!

Rob can’t be shocked that his sisters ignore him.

They used to have life in their eyes.

Have you never been to a zoo? Your post just seems judgmental especially in the face of death. Maybe zoos do suck, but why are they dumbass hicks and not also children in wonder, why is she an imbecile when it’s not like they go around handing out zoo jobs and she probably had an extensive wealth of knowledge about…

At this point, I feel the same way about Bernie that I do about Jesus: nice guy, but some of the shit people are getting up to (ostensibly) on his behalf really puts me off.

Everyone on either side of the Hillary/Bernie divide needs to have all the fucking seats and shut the hell up already. I might not survive until November.

No love for Saint West?

I will say, I don’t give a shit about the yoga pants, but a lot of women at my gym wear lululemon and their sports bras and tops look pretty cute. Totally not worth the price though.

Ok, so, like, I thought it was hilarious and all but I think we might need to tone it down it with the baby talk and stuff cause I’m starting to get some v weird conflicting feelings here.

This genuinely creeps me out. She looks 11.

Well...perhaps it is time for women to take command. While things are pretty good for old rich old farts, is not like they have made Earth into a paradise for all.