Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

When asked, Michael Jordan initially had no comment, but then finally added, “Hey, homophobic bigots wear sneakers too.”

Are we out of that era? Did I miss the memo. Dammit!

1. This is the best fucking thing I’ve read in a while.

He is a hardline conservative on most issues who is certainly more in favor of boots-on-the-ground interventionism than the mainstream, but he’s not a “shut down the government” guy, nor is he a bigot or a cretin. Yes, he holds Republican party line positions on every issue, and no, I don’t agree with any of them. But…

a Senator who is undoubtedly popular on both sides of the fractured Democratic party

But wait... I thought Kim was all about embracing her imperfections now and promoting self love and all that?

That’s fine. She doesn’t deserve the right to work with the amazing Dodai.

That 2nd-to-last paragraph was exactly what I was thinking...Hello? VICTORIA SECRET COMMERCIALS!!! Not to mention stuff like this:

I’m sure Putin will personally investigate it.

I live on the reservation. I keep discovering cousins I never knew about.

He is so hot, and he chooses parts well too. So so hot.

I had to comfort my husband after he was upset by Stallone’s loss (he does so love the Rocky series) and told him not to get so worked up over an Oscar. I then shouted out a swear word when that piece of crap song won and he laughed.

Her waist is 30 inches so Tiegs really does not know what she is talking about. Generally your waist is your smallest point. Clothes measure bust, waist, hips, typically from largest, to smallest, to largest point to find your personal body angle.

Also, her waist is 30 inches.

This. Southerner here. I had an AP History teacher tell me that the Civil War wasn’t about slavery.

coerced into giving a false testimony.

I know this is a funny story but in all seriousness, Girl Scouts is a fantastic organization. When the Boy Scouts kicked out leaders who were gay, the Girl Scouts proudly supported their leaders. When the Boy Scouts loudly stated their organization was Christian based, the Girl Scouts said theirs was open to…

they look like really dull Disney Princes and I’m so down for it.

I didn’t listen so that the carpenter one can still get it.