Here we see him getting both a base hit and drawing a yellow card.

Did they ask that the statistic of total number of slaves who have died be multiplied by 3/5s?

Or, you know, die.

It should be officially called Soccer now!

I had a golder retriever named Sammy too. It was short for Samantha. She died 9 years ago, but I still think about her and miss her. Like Louis CK said: you’re just buying future heartache.

Takes balls to call out a Caribbean millionaire with some psychopathic tendencies and nothing to lose. Oliver is the only man on television right now.

hmm.. that was far from his best work...

“The XX-minute segment”

Show me this picture of this baby deer but not a video of it prancing and making weird baby deer noises? RUDE.

If only there was a way to simply pass over the blog posts you don’t want to read.

Nigeria definitely had more chances and were fitter. If they continue like this, it will be exciting to see in the coming years!

The speed the nigerians showed on that last goal, will catch teams off guard. Although fast breaks may not be the most technical soccer, they are damn exciting.

Looks like the Swedish central defense took the wrong message from the US Men’s win over Holland. Central defenders letting forwards run behind.

I said it in the previous article, but I think Nigeria’s pace is going to cause problems for even the best teams. I’m looking forward to seeing what they’re able to do in this tournament.

That game was so awesome, especially the second half. Nigeria’s offense is truly something to behold, especially their insane offense, and I really hope that a couple of the players are snatched by bigger leagues to play for them. Having written that, their corner defense was horrendeous. My favorite was when the…

Man, that was a fantastic game. I’m excited to see how much the draw affects group play going forward (for second place, I mean: it’s not like the US isn’t going to advance).

This game has been incredible.

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

That’s some great sexism right there.