I’m completely out of ammo... that’s never happened to me before.

Do I need to justify this?

Someone’s insurance company is going to throw up over this one!

Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.

I only post really stupid shit or moderately hostile comments and I’m ungrey. I have, literally, nothing to offer.

Please don’t take this the wrong way... I am genuinely curious and have no ulterior motive in my questions. How are you using the Internet? I never would’ve connected homelessness with still being able to be online. Do you have a phone? Library? Good luck with the new job and getting back on your feet!

Tell that to my autocorrect.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

Skynet actually is a thing. It’s the name of an MOD communications platform and has been around for a few years now.....

You just set it in the closet?? Like an evil, animate dummy can’t just bust out of there in the middle of the night and murder your whole family?

You’ve missed all the points.

Your story reminds me of the time my 96-year old grandmother started crying in the back seat when my family was driving 40 miles to Madison, Wisconsin. My Dad had said “We should be there in about half an hour,” and she started sort of cry-laughing, and it turned out it was because she was remembering being a little…

is it

So, not the actual Flash.

Nobody gives a shit which direction “comedy punches” you stupid little shit.

Do you think it’s funny when Mark Wahlberg slips in a fertility clinic and gets semen all over his face?

It never dawned on you that oscars song basically pointed out how actresses have to show their breasts way too often in Hollywood movies? There’s a lot of things you can call out Seth McFarlane on, (incapability of doing subtle comedy for one), but the boobs song isn't one of them.

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