Seriously, it's kind of tragic that people are reacting like this to a guy making a joke based on phonetics. Do we have to ask someone every time they say "lasagna" now if they're being racist or not?

This is ridiculous. He's saying if you were in a black neighborhood, Lasonia could be a girl's name, but in an italian restaurant you would be referring to the food and thus it would be Lasagna. The "black people are stupid" is something you've read into it yourself and is not the point of the joke. He removed the…

IP it's based on is secured, musician is lined up, and our funding plan is ready to be started.

Meanwhile in all your condescending, you fucking quintuple posted.

The title of the article is Google's 15 BEST Android Games, yet you put Heroes of Dragon Age on the list... AND say you didn't care for it IN the caption? What the hell? Did you just compile the first 15 games you found?

Maybe take it a step further with this!

If passing out behind the wheel is a possibility you shouldn't be driving.

Now he knows! :) (and knowing is half the battle)

Doesn't get much more lowbrow than this. But damn it makes me laugh.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

I am completely embarrassed about how long it took me to get this joke. Well done, internet denizen. Well done.

He painted a really nice fresco, though he really didn't understand why people care about painting bottles of soda.

So, just to clarify:
Those that don't feel sorry for her, you're saying that this girl deserves to be threatened with rape because of how she dressed.
I'm interested to know if you also think those who wear short skirts deserve to be threatened with rape because of how they dress.

10 Disadvantages to an Unplanned Pregnancy

I love your name.

Thank you, I'm on the other end of the coin. I'm older and want to have kids, but the details get... complicated.

Fuck this article and it's casual attitude toward unplanned pregnancy.