For me, it's not a question of how often something messes up, but how big of an impact that mess is. If something is just glitchy now and again, or even has rather large flaws, if I can easily fix it that's not much of a problem to me. A minor issue that I can do nothing about... that's just kinda infuriating.

Exactly. I'm really not a "physical contact" kind of person, and if I was in her shoes I probably would have had an assault charge of 10 by now.

Since you asked nicely, without jumping down my throat...

I'm and English minor, so with only an associates I can get away with not having read certain things (A Tale of Two Cities has been on my to-read list for... about 15 years), having read different things that people haven't (A Confederacy of Dunces, why no-one ever read you? *sad*), and saying things about…

You might be reading a little too much into it. I dunno, the most telling thing I personally got out of it was "New York City". That would explain it in and of itself.

There's not always a lot to be found out that will help you in this situation. I'll google businesses, names, phone numbers; but there generally isn't anything out there if the place isn't 100% a scam or just plain dirty business. Not finding anything negative doesn't mean that you can completely trust a positive or…

Precisely.

The problem (mostly for companies) is that awesome prospects on a webmail service are generally for people creating a new e-mail or people who don't need to regularly check a particular email. Back in college I'd bounce from service to service occasionally (usually to make a clean break from all of the annoying crap…

I can see your point.

I must know what this is from.

I have two types of socks: something like 20 pairs that are all the same, and under a half-dozen of socks for occasions where I am for some reason expected to be wearing "nicer socks". My wife is the same way; she has a ton of the same kind of little socks, a handful of "nice socks", and when it's cold she nicks…

...how many t-shirts do you own and leave on hangers long enough for this to be an issue? I've been keeping my shirts on hangers for years (I think I developed it in college, when I had limited drawer space but more than enough hanging space for everything I owned) and I've never had this problem.

I'm going to use this article in my yearly Husbandly Wage Review as evidence of my performing above the curve, and therefore am deserving of a raise from my wife.

Say what you will, and there's a lot to say, but there's something about a parent actually going "nope, we're going to draw a line here in your internet activities." Everything else about her seems to be wrong/odd, but something is better than nothing...

Look on the bright side: if that's the most embarrassed 15-year-old-self makes you, you're doing pretty well. I personally wasn't a horrible kid or a blight on the lives of others, but near-20-years-later I still occasionally facepalm and go "oh god wtf was wrong with me".

Nope, sorry, you're just too irrationally crazy for anyone to even want to poke fun at.

"Can you blame me for feeling left out?"

Wolverine had that problem, as well as some apparent re-editing that made the tone a bit too camp. I've seen the pre-cgi workprint, and even with some minor line changes in the beginning that version had the "Weapon Crew" having a much dirtier Vietnam-feel, as opposed to Wacky Wade and the Ambiguous Villians.

I agree. Even with the off-screen stuff there's never really anything shown that leads the viewer to believe that he's a criminal by anything other than society's word, and society seems pretty well and farked. The "Official Good Guys" in the first movie are corrupt, and the prisoners in the 2nd movie seem to only…

You googled wrong. In many states this is the ONLY defense if there is evidencence that "the act" happened.