I'm going to use this article in my yearly Husbandly Wage Review as evidence of my performing above the curve, and therefore am deserving of a raise from my wife.

Say what you will, and there's a lot to say, but there's something about a parent actually going "nope, we're going to draw a line here in your internet activities." Everything else about her seems to be wrong/odd, but something is better than nothing...

Look on the bright side: if that's the most embarrassed 15-year-old-self makes you, you're doing pretty well. I personally wasn't a horrible kid or a blight on the lives of others, but near-20-years-later I still occasionally facepalm and go "oh god wtf was wrong with me".

"Can you blame me for feeling left out?"

You googled wrong. In many states this is the ONLY defense if there is evidencence that "the act" happened.

....No? Why would I be? I didn't/don't want him dead out of any form of vengeance, I just feel that he crossed the line from "possibly redeemable" to "nothing but a detriment to the planet as a whole".

Don't be; I didn't personally know the guy. He was in jail for years and years (accidentally killed a guy in a bar fight).

You don't need much more than (a) some item of clothing (b) something at least 1-2 feet off the ground to tie it to (c) maybe 30 minutes unattended, tops.

Simple answer: Because any defense lawyer in the world will attempt to take the death penalty off the table. It's step-one; accomplishing that and nothing else at least means you've served your duty.

Give each of the victims 1/3rd of the cash needed to keep him alive for 50 years, a baseball bat, and 90 minutes. Problem solved, society bettered, and to hell with keeping people like this alive in prison.

"Oh dear, the headline says women doctors get paid less than men! I has a sad."

So what, "reverse trolling" is a hobby now? Get a life.

I was in medschool, years ago. The answer was no. I'm actually a little weirded out that you would expect this to be common.

Yuuup. The first think I noticed was that the study seemed pretty biased from the start, something that scientific studies shouldn't come across as. Then you had the fact that they didn't include anyone under 35, which I thought was pretty odd. The fact that they lumped everyone into "physician" makes this data…

They do make non-alcoholic juice-flavored beer. It's called Juice.

Nope. I often wonder how much crack the developers smoked to have their mentor be an Elvis-impersonator-ghost. I think a lot.

You either haven't read a single thing I've written, or are absolutely clinically insane. At no point, whatsoever, have I said a thing about defending "the 'right' of rapists" to anything at all.

Actually, I know enough about the numbers to know that your 3% isn't based on rape charges or investigations, but instead a somewhat nebulous number including cases that are not even reported to the authorities. The percentage of REPORTED cases is significantly higher; the numbers were referenced in an early entry…

Are you just copy/pasting this or something? It doesn't seem to have any relation at all to my comment.

Um, did you respond to the wrong comment?