Oh no. Here's how being a religious, God-believing person works. You go and you pray to whatever form of God/representative of God you believe in. Then you go and you live your life in a way that speaks to that belief. Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

A part of me hoped against hope that they would maybe be a multi ethnic group of friends rather than a real estate stock photo.

Did anyone notice Claire reaction to Rupert's "that's what she said" joke?

You're right, they are halfway decent tips, as long as you're not trying to have sex with a woman.

Bah. I came here to hear all 251 cries AT ONCE.

Hat-Themed wedding.

So my friend gets engaged. She is amazing— sweet, smart as hell, filthy sense of humor, eyes like luminous pools. She is mixed race and her fiance's family is super country. At the rehearsal dinner, they make lots of comments about her mixed race and stick the microphone in her face with questions like "Tell us why…

The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.

Now, recover from your vaginal wince and ready your typing fingers for stories of weddings that did not go well.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

Sandra Amezquita, a six-month pregnant woman from Sunset Park, Brooklyn, was thrown to the ground stomach by a New York City police officer after she attempted to intervene when the NYPD was arresting her 17-year-old son.

Eat me.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Columbusing: A Word for When White People Claim to Discover Things

A true feminist would like that taste.

I rewatched the whole movie the other day, and dead-ass, the entire film is a metaphor for black cultural oppression in the US. And everyone kind of missed it. I think I want to write an article about it.

Dear la times

As 15yr Advisor for a national greek organization I can tell you a few helpful things that makes the Miss America and Hofstra responses appear less than forthright. First, it would be APhi who removed her-Not Hofstra. Second, the claim of it being the culture is ludicrous. She is a triple major with a 3.6GPA - Prior…