Halo Theme Sung In a Church...

even if it is not final, it is still sad.

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

Little known fact...it's not the $1 mil/episode the studio is having the problem with. It's undoubtedly the back-end. That's where all the real money is, considering how insanely syndicated and internationally sold this show is.

Now, if only the writers who actually come up with all the jokes get their fair share too.

Dear National Review,

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

The women of the Supreme Court are really holding it down for Progressive Constitutional interpretation. More power to them. I met Sotomayor the other day; she is also awesome and brilliant.

This is why I love Jimmy Fallon. It's harmless fun. No one is insulted. No one is belittled. It's just silly games to make people laugh.

Already better than Dragonball Evolution.

When I saw the headline, I thought it the reason was because someone asked for less ice in their drink and then complained there wasn't more alcohol.

Take this, turn it around, and make his mouth my asshole and you have what happened to me last Friday when I got a habanero steak burrito and decided it needed extra

Best "How I Work" ever. Thanks Ira for sharing Paul Tough's methods. Frankly, I'd love Lifehacker to do Paul Tough next and see if he's tweaked his system any in the last 20 years. He's an outstanding journalist who has been focusing on education lately both in books ("How Children Succeed") and long-form magazine…

Besides being a professional hero, Ira Glass has that sort of virile-nerdy vibe going that is super attractive. Reminds me of David Tennant in the best possible way.

"Mr. Rosa is one of the most professional teachers I know," one of the signers to the petition wrote. "I would hate for a great teacher to lose a job based on a mistake that may have been an accident."