Onelittledetail
Onelittledetail
Onelittledetail

so. This isn't my story but my Brazilian friends dad's:

srs

nope, nope, nope, nope. NOPE. I WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME.

I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus).

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

Pants unbuttoned? When I get home, the pants just come off.

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

On Sunday night, the utterly meaningless Miss USA pageant aired, and a soon-to-be-forgotten woman from Nevada won the title.

Fixed it for you.

As a Taco Bell enthusiast, I am pretty excited for this.

I dressed my daughter in baby leopard print 16 years ago because it literally amused the shit out of me. She was adorable.

Does nobody remember the creepy weird urban legend horror stories from before us? Bloody Mary? Candyman? Etc.

Hopefully our new BFF will have the upper body strength to actually use a compound bow.