I've been way ahead of "Science" in this field for years now. Where are my grants?

Wait. You're legitimately trying to claim that your anecdotal evidence of never noticing thin black women is some sort of "fact?"

Percy....please don't take away my individuality. I am not 1 in four or 4 out of 5 african american women. I am not obese. I have my own personal experiences and I am not always part of the goddamned "whole". I was sharing my personal experience in a light hearted and positive way based on my life and the people…

Or you don't get out enough.

I'm surprised they didn't mention...uh, STRESS and how that negatively affects health.

Haters to the left, Jenna is a beautiful twospirit woman and an amazing example for native girls in Canada!

Bump. The trolls and TERFs have been hitting the mainpage really hard the past few days, so before you take someone out of the gray, please check their comment history, and err on the side of making this website safer.

Please don't feed the TERFs and trolls.

For real. GOLD, Erin.

"I guess you're supposed to give this to your mother-in-law. Or, if you want to make it fun, your coworker who just gave birth to a baby boy."

What's that? I gotta check my Facebook status and beat this level on Candy Crush before I secure the straps on the highchair.

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

These are good points. I just wanted to point out one error. She never had diplomatic immunity, which is serious business (and means you and your dependents absolutely cannot be imprisoned — to avoid countries using this as a hostile negotiation tactic). She only had consular immunity. Consular immunity means immunity…

Clear Karo syrup on waffles. Blew my mind.

Perfect. I have hairbrushes for microphones. And also markers to add spots to the cat.

"but Dad, that's what white kids eat!"

ADORABLE.

I remember when Toaster Strudels came out. My famous slumber parties got even better. And that was after my dad turned the yard into a legitimate ice rink.

The best part of sleepovers is that I can get my parents to buy ALL THE EGGS and BACON and SUGARY CEREAL and PANCAKES ("but Dad, that's what white kids eat!").

You can take my sleepovers, but you'll never take my Girl Talk!