I heard Stephen sat out because he thought it would be in poor taste to rain 3s on Houston tonight.

Ahh yes, another version of what I call the “Thomas Jefferson Corrollary.”

Good to see trans acceptance in Texas.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Boy, that Varejao jumps on a band wagon faster than at Carnival time.

As a Giants fan, I loved have Pablo Sandoval on our team.

Sandoval? At this point I think he has put on enough weight to reach full on SandCircle...

um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

This is really annoying me too. I loved Creed, and I wanted badly for Ryan Coogler to get nominated for Best Director, but I’m sick of people acting like poc = black people. IMO, Del Toro probably gave the best performance of the year, and no one brings him up, or Oscar Isaac for Ex-Machina, even though they’re PoC as…

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Genetically Enhanced Nazi Islamic Extremist?

The Dodgers picked the wrong offseason to turn off their “infinity money” cheat code.

Even year!

I instantly like Dunst more than I already did.

Charlotte’s only lost twice since Thanksgiving, to the Cavs and the Warriors (which is forgivable, since losing to them is like losing to gravity.)

HOLY FUCK, HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS MEME?!? THIS IS THE BEST MEME OF ALL TIME!!!

If by average you mean the man to Yao's left, he has a doctorate in quantum mechanics, speaks 9 languages and is an accomplished cellist. If I'm mistaken and you're referring to the man behind Yao, that's Century 21 agent Jeff Whittels of Boca Raton, Fl, and he only sold three homes in the last calendar year. That is…