Time to post that clip from True Romance:

Every time I stub my toe I collapse to the ground and yell out "WHY???? WHY????" in honor of Nancy Kerrigan.

80 years old? All of that dirt and grime must have formed a protective shell around him.

Doesn't Vegas give the Seahawks 6 pts for playing at home?

Cam Newton played like 2 different QB's yesterday. In the 1st half he was elite, but after he got sacked a couple of times he played the 2nd half like Jim Everett.

That Bronco's fan looks like he weighed about 400 lbs. When he charged the Chargers fan he looked like he was moving in slow motion.

Speaking of shitty records, what have the Seahawks ever won?

The margin of error for success/failure in the NFL is razor-thin.

When the Niners of the 80's and 90's were dominating and in the playoffs every year, the goal was to win a Superbowl. The goal wasn't to get to the playoffs, so I sort of understand how "playoff fatigue" can set in. Anything less than a Superbowl win was considered a failure.

On to Seattle for the matchup that was destined to happen.

Your tears are salty.

Seattle's defense was impressive, but once again the Seattle passing game and Russell Wilson were mediocre as they have been for the past 4 games.

I hope Seattle wins tomorrow, so that when the Niners beat them at CLink they can spend the rest of the offseason bitching about how the refs were unfair to them or whatever.

Henry Cavill to Gina Carano: "Can you do an armbar on my penis?"

That picture is like a Rorschach inkblot test: People will project into it what they want to see.

So why would you get a NUC for several hundred bucks when you can buy a Raspberry Pi for 35 bucks to run XBMC?

How is that possible? Once the dude loses his erection, wouldn't that let him out? Or is this Penis Captivus thing like a friggen VISE that clamps down on you? I would think that would be painful as hell.

Surprised you don't have KevJumba on this list. I don't know what his appeal is to the teenage girl market, but his videos with his Dad are hilarious.

Well what else did you expect him to say? At this point it's all hearsay on both sides......the only way we'd get more proof is if some Vikings players that were present at these incidents stepped forward and backed up the Kicker's story.

It would have been fun to see all those Packer fans heads collectively explode if this were true...