I’d suggest dropping the “new” and going with cheddar (sharp but not white, so people will recognize it), brie (or Camembert), goat (herbed is nice for a tray), blue (Stilton is king), and Swiss (for people who don’t really like cheese). If you need a mnemonic, it spells CBGB's (a great punk venue and an awful movie).

Is that why you never hear that song about the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater anymore? I imagine their population must be in sharp decline.

“I was born a poor black boy”

these are the same people that make those powerpoint presentations - you know the ones. A new dissolve transition for each slide - wipe up, wipe down, block dissolve, clock rotate dissolve. Don’t forget the clip art and stock images of teamwork, motivation and the sales revenue upward trend arrow chart. Then enter the…

A chicken coup? With only four I don’t think they’ll be very successful :P

I recently assumed something was a scam that wasn’t! Wells Fargo fraud protection called me and left a number to call. You call the number and it immediately asks you to put in identifying information. So I hung up and called the number on the back of my debit card instead.

Also, study for and take the placement tests for your Math, English, and foreign language classes. This is often required before you can register anyway, but is often something that many incoming Freshman don’t know about.

As it says in the article, in a lot of schools it’s required that freshmen live in the dorms. I think it’s kind of a silly rule, but I’d say it’s a lot higher than 25% of people living in the dorms.

You headline says Coloors but it’s actually Coolors.

Very ironic to find a grammar mistake in the first sentence of an article about grammar rules!

If literally can mean both literal and figurative then the word becomes confusing and useless.

The “literally” issue still makes me cranky. I’m willing to give Tom Sawyer’s misused “literally” a pass because almost everything else in that book is awesome.

I think the key to decluttering is to think about it. Do I use it? Where should it be put so I can use it more easily? What can I put it in so it won’t be in the way? Would somebody else use it or is it just junk really? The problem of trying to clean a mess all at once is that you likely haven’t given it enough…

For example, if someone tells you about an issue they’re having with formatting their email, you could send them an article or Q&A that addresses their issue.

If a common food could kill me, why am I trusting complete strangers to feed me? “Sir, I don’t know you but can you shoot this apple off my head with an arrow?”

While I agree with your overall point, I think there is a distinction between “not liking” and “allergy” as far as the kitchen is concerned. I always take any special diet requests very seriously. If someone “doesn’t like tomatoes” that means not putting tomato ingredients in their food. If they’re “allergic to…

I'm less concerned about getting my phone back than I am about someone getting into my Gmail before I have a chance to change my passwords.

Now that you’ve told us that, an identity thief will find out who you are and a pickpocket will do the rest.

I use a passcode because biometric data is not covered by the fifth amendment.

I understand what you mean, and yes, I agree with you and believe that if you are informed while pregnant that your child is going to be disabled and you know that you can't handle it, you should have a right to an abortion. However, not every disability can be predicted during pregnancy, including autism spectrum…