for FUCKS SAKE! Did you just mansplain what being respectful to a woman is?

“minimizing the chance of yeast infections for ladies, and helping men keep their testicles cool”

Hors d’Oeuvre translates to “outside of the ‘main thing’” the main thing being the main dish, aka “entrée” which when Americanized means the main dish... because “entrée” means first-course in french. Confused yet?

Let me give it a shot. Let’s say it’s noon. You have a large pizza. You want to eat 12 slices of the pizza right now, at noon. Roussell wants you to consider whether you would also eat 12 slices of pizza at 2pm... and if you don’t think you’d want 12 slices, perhaps ask your pizzaiolo to cut the pizza into 8 slices…

MIDDLE SEAT GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. PERIOD.

I think it might be OK if boys jam their underwear into shoes, but i think that for women, that could be a BadIdea™. Keep your undies pristine, ladies. #ifyaknowwhaddaimean

killed by copyright claim! :-(

Dude it’s by Pinola. She’s doing a service, I suppose, but her gig is “sherpa to the stupid”. I know there are noobs out there, but honestly, if someone needs to have it S-P-E-L-L-E-D - O-U-T that cooking requires pots & pans & knives & a cutting board, I’m not certain that they’re able to access the Internet without…

“wedding customers are also usually more demanding and expect more out of vendors”

This is great. I’m lucky to get referrals constantly, but too often the person offering to make the connection gets something wrong about my business. I suppose I can delicately propose writing my own forward to someone who wants to make these connections.

Egads, this would be awful! I kind of go by the “uniform” method. which is to pick one color scheme that’s good for me (black/charcoal/orchid) and create all outfits from that, so almost everything goes together. I’ve got dozens of black shirts and I need them ALL!!! ;-)

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IDK, I just checked it’s Version 48.0.2564.97 and says it’s up to date, but whatever. My laptop and I are symbiotic at this point, and everything eventually works... sometimes it’s a fight but usually it’s OK.

You’re welcome! I felt like such a dork posting that... but then 1) I remember that I wish that someone else had posted something like that, for me, and 2) I remember that IDGAF about what other people think of me.

This whole election cycle, I’ve had problems watching the streams of the debates. I’ve discovered that, since I’ve uninstalled flash, and Chrome is tricked out with every blocking extension there is, I can’t use it to stream any of the debate stuff. I have to shut down everything else, and use Firefox for ONLY this,…

THIS is why I don’t post my recipes, menus, and checklists online. I still find my “fuckyou/payme” language, and disclaimer language, on everyone else’s websites, but at least those aren’t my work-products.