A bottle of OTC pills is only a few bucks, and they work. That’s a lot less expensive than meeting with a sleep psychologist for “four to six sessions”. So unless you’ve got insanely great insurance, this advice is hard to swallow. Much harder than a sleeping pill.

FOR REAL. How else am I going to enjoy delicious Blue Cheese dressing when there are no celery sticks?

I don’t even want friends who would take only two slices of bacon at a buffet.

I’d like to know what mythical event you’re hosting where guests serve themselves only 1 TB of dip for their veggies? Who would only use 1 TB of salad dressing on their 1 cup of salad??

How to get this on a mac: hotdogs* —> more tools —> task manager

hotdogs* —> more tools —> task manager

Which chin?

What could possibly be in that cup?

Agreed... but the grocery store ones are $6/7 and the fancypants ones are $25ish. Personally I’m ok with paying extra but often my clients are not. I could tell you the grass-fed-organic Osso Buco story if you want. TLDR = $100+ (for 6) and client was furious, scolded me for not calling her from the store for…

details, schmeetails.

What magical, pristine chickens are you getting that have all their skin properly intact? All I get are these horribly hacked up birds that you can’t even truss up properly because they’re often missing their tails. But OH YEAH they jam in all that fat to bump up the weight of the bird.

so.... chicken marsala without the chicken?

also applies to non-romantic / non-sexual relationships

No, I am not Alan Henry... and while I’m flattered, you should probably apologize to him.

Forget about it, Pinola — Cash, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

<<groan>> I’ve been teaching this for years... YEARS!!! Everyone says, “Oh. I thought the other side was for lefties.”

> it never gets better

horrible design. you can only cook with teeny tiny saucepans.

or, use it for the opposite reason: make sure that the place you’re about to go isn’t full of loud, sticky children!

ok, we get it. you’re a compulsive breeder, you feed your special little snowflakes scratch-made cookies because the grocery store kinds will poison your precious allergy-beseiged offspring... but you missed the main point of my post: not enough fucking freezer space.