A plain old barette of this style, like the kind you buy 8 in a package at the dollar store, makes a great handcuff or ziptie shim with only one tiny modification.

... until you sniff that shit and you snort the cooties up into your sinus cavities and get an infection. The kinds of bacteria that cause food poisoning do not affect the look, smell, or taste of food.

OUCH! look how her knuckles are getting squished!

pretending

heh heh heh.... 69

OH GREAT now I'm going to get calls asking for cooking lessons for 6 yr olds. I already refuse most lessons* for kids under 16 because of possible liability issues. NO WAY am I letting a 6-year old near knives and fire under my supervision. Let your kids cut/burn themselves on your own time.

I watched UP on a plane. Didn't bother to use the headphones. Just watched the animation, without even hearing any of the music. I was totally tear-ing up, I could hear others sobbing, and I had to wonder, WHO PICKED "UP" AS THE FIRST MOVIE ON THIS FLIGHT?

i could have gone the rest of my life not knowing about sexualized lego.

I find that site a little bit hard to follow. On the other hand (Oh, sorry, no pun intended), http://lifeprint.com/ This guy, Dr. Bill Vicars, is the shit. Between his wonderful website & "Dirty Signs with Kristin", you can really make yourself understood quite well.

Those variables don't make sense in that form, but they each break down into smaller things. Start with finding out what your Self-Care number is. This means adding up the time you need for sleep, eating, and personal grooming. Now add up your External Expectations like work, commute, pets, and relationships. Lastly,…

(8 for work + 1 for house and pet duties) + (2 for games and TV + 1 for reading + 1 for side projects) ≤ 24 hours - (8 for sleep + 1 for eating + 1 for personal grooming)

You can also include the teeniest, tiniest amount of lemon juice, orange juice, or cream of tartar, (or even vinegar) to acidify and invert the sugars, and they'll blend even better, without crystallizing. <i>Science, Bitch!</i>

that's why you use a $2 ikea milk frother directly in the glass.

that's why you use a $2 ikea milk frother directly in the glass.

Ummmm I think that this should be ALL blacked out....!

My husband, who does a lot of physical work around the house/yard, but no "typical" exercise, decided he wanted to start working out. He hung a bar. He did 10 pullups like it was no big deal, but he was bothered that he could only do 10 on his first try. So, we can kind of hate him for that, right?

Oh, Dunning-Kruger effect, how I love thee!

that's gotta be an OLD photo, because ain't nobody wanna be caught using a phone like that unless you're doing it ironically.

she sells/markets essential oils. in freakin' everything. for every purpose. her followers are devoted to her and her bordering-on-obsession on how essential oils can fix everything.

That caddy thing is bigger than most of my purses! Does everyone carry diaper bags as purses?

As soon as I saw "Essential Oils" I knew it had to be Jillee.