Children who want to drink will find a way to get alcohol, so it's better to teach them how to do it responsibly, and to have adults around to moderate.

Thor 2 will help. Or you're hopeless; one of the two. It's especially neat to watch/consider the character progression from Thor to the Avengers to that.

YES.

Oh Zack.

My 8 y/o learned a couple new words today.
FUCK IT ALL, after I told her to pick up her toys.

Best version of Let It Go ever.

Yeah, they tried this in the Middle Ages. Cats were evil and were ordered to be put to death. Less cats meant more rats, and you know what that led to...? Black death!!

What a pearl clutcher.

Wow, he is older and more opinionated than I thought.

Really?! I find their food completely delicious. You have to try one of their hot breakfast sandwiches!

don't you mean faux paw? heh heh

No, I think it was a reminder that he's married to a woman who also gave birth.

The more I read about Knightly, the more I like her. I am Male (mentioned because I think not enough 'dudes' read this stuff to care to have an informed opinion and would love to see more comment), and 100% agree with her view point on Hollywood and its lack of feminine lead protagonists. This is nothing new, and a…

– they say [whispers], 'My wife does everything.'

Dude here, so tell me ladies, if I depict my hallucinations from a horrific peyote binge in finger paints on a handbag and give it to my woman exactly how fast will the panties come off??

Well, I've never been a hotel maid but if I found some, I'd do it… you have gloves after all and LOL!!

I'm gonna blow your little mind a little bit here: there are plenty of hetero men who like things up the butt. It's actually quite stimulating and relaxing. I mean, or so I've heard.

My husband and I did a little, er, slap and tickle last time we got a hotel room. In our post sex nap haze, we forgot to put away the accoutrements. When we returned from a lovely dinner and several drinks, we LOL'ed because our leather paddle, lube and vibrator were neatly lined up in a row on the nightstand all…

Oh my god. I haven't laughed so hard at a celebrity interview maybe ever. I know it's a joke that she's everyone's BFF, but seriously, if she were mine, that'd be pretty awesome.