They're nice boobs.

"Then I would be devastating. I'd know exactly how to please a woman, I'd know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."

You can say what you want about Adam Levine's personality and other exploits, but Maroon 5 has awesome music that doesn't sound like anything else on the radio. The reason it gets stuck in your head is because it's memorable, which is more than can be said for 90% of the rest of the music that makes it to the radio.

Well, once he has a helpmate she will exert a calming influence with all of her estrogen and cooking.

Anyone else see this lady's face and think, "There's someone who's never had an orgasm"?

Sex-filled European Vacations FTW!

Wait, why are we supposed to marry people we can't count on to act responsibly ?

I married my college boyfriend AND I have a great career. It really doesn't matter where you meet your husband as long as he is supportive of what you want.

The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.

I love it when men have some fluff, mainly because I figure someone who likes food likes pleasure likes sex enough to be good at it...

And she would have literally just been at his wake or on her way there, right?

mommy...is this how babies are made?

Obligatory Prince gif in response to The Purple One being mentioned:

And he was Little Elvis in Honeymoon in Vegas! So cute...

MIXIES REPRESEEENNNNT!

The NFL told Bruno he could have another artist join him onstage and he chose RHCP because he has been a longtime fan.