Hispanic Karl loses absolutely nothing in the process.

Liam Neeson tries to explain to Jojen Reed what love is, by describing his sex life: "Wanton sex in every room of the house, including yours."

Everything very spot on except...was she just a Portuguese migrant worker for the summer? In Southern Europe, that kind of migration is kinda common, especially to richer, more northern countries during high season.....I always thought she returned home to Portugal and he followed there.

My darling Lindy,

She's actually wearing padding to appear fat. Yes, they made the goddess Emma Thompson fat so the audience would hate Snape less for wanting to bang the angular secretary.

I'm so disturbed by the fact that my first thought was,"This seems too unreal to be true," and my SECOND thought was, "Oh wait, this has happened to me multiple times."
Some part of my brain has come to believe that society's and the internet's versions of truth and reality are more reliable than my own observations…

Hey y'all (not you specifically designbot, but to anyone reading this thread)- this guy is a regular troll on Jezebel. Unfortunately, you can't convince him harassment is real, because he's not here to talk about harassment, he's here to troll. Please let this one lurk under the bridge?

LOL! Person on internet doesn't believe rape story, but basically defends indecent exposure/sexual harassment. Got it. Move along, troll.

I think people making accusations like that and silencing those who have experienced extreme things like this is a self fulfilling prophecy. Because you throw shit at it every time you hear it, you keep people from speaking up. Even when you say "I will give her the benefit of the doubt" you do so explicitly in order…

WOW, I read your comment, yawning, until I got to the last sentence. What a hook! You should write for the movies!

I cannot describe...well. I can. This made me laugh so hard that tears ran down my leg.

I have a proportionately big booty and that's about how mine fit. I can't just buy the next size up because then the crotch is wide and baggy, and my labia fall out.

I got sent to princess bootcamp when I married King Blobfish.

i'm actually not that attracted to takeshi kaneshiro - although that's a :Q_ picture of him - but he has a great smile and just oozes charm. he definitely seems like the kind of guy you could have fun just hanging out with.

Dear Baakus,

Well said. American society has historically perverted Asian sexuality. Asian women are hypersexualized ("me so horny!") while Asian males are emmasculated. ("small dick!")

I'm a white girl engaged to a Filipino and Chinese guy, but I definitely don't think I have what people call "yellow fever". I have always dated people that intrigued me, regardless of race or how conventionally attractive they are. And I've never given a crap what people think. :) Luckily I only spend time with like…

Nice to see Asian guys break stereotypes.

hey, i'm an asian-american girl and i totally see where you're coming from! i grew up in hong kong, though, so i have a slightly different perspective on things. i didn't even realize how much asian men were emasculated in western media/society until i came to the U.S. for college.