Silly Selena. Just because your tape stops, doesn't mean the show does.

Wow

On a related note, at the beginning of the season I was checking my NFL team's schedule. In a huge banner at the top was a link to a guide for the bag policy at games- what's allowed, what isn't, etc. The text actually read "Female FAQ." The guide depicted diaper bags, totes, and backpacks as well as purses, and was…

Ermigerd, that is cute. Except for the humans encouraging howling—that's one of the ways you end up with the dog who annoys the crap out of your whole neighborhood.

These videos always cause my dog to have have major meltdowns. She's currently racing from window to window, trying to figure out who's daring enough to get that close to her house. She'll pause long enough to do the head tilt thing at the really high pitched ones, then it's back to her investigation...

So much this. I've been sexy chatting with a former boyfriend (who is at the safe distance of 3,000 miles away) for the past year. Dude does not get how unsexy his junk is when it's in a different time zone.

ALSO penises are not photogenic. If you have a truly wonderful-to-look-at penis, that's great...but I guarantee it'll look diseased in a pic.

I'm trying to imagine the WHY of this. Like, in and of itself no picture of a guy's junk is going to be so outstanding to me that I would automatically be "Yes! I must do this guy!" Do guys really think that women think like that? Do guys really think like that? That naked pics as the intro lead to an automatic…

As a male, I see absolutely no redeeming qualities in sending a girl a picture of my dick. It's not that impressive and I'm sure she doesn't want to see it (ladies, correct me if I'm wrong). I think most guys do it because they feel like they want to contribute something back after receiving the gift of bewbs, but I…

But it's the first thing they always send! And I can't imagine being 17 and getting a dick pick (or being 29 and getting one. Not a fan)

Heh, this. Every time my gf sends a request for a photo my gut response is to say "it looks the same today as it did last week..."

I don't think a lot of guys understand that the function of the penis is attractive to women. But not the actual penis itself. Let's be honest here... its not the prettiest organ on the male body.

Off topic somewhat:

Multi-colored, or red and green.

I love multicolored lights because:

Yessss. Not just colored lights— BLINKING colored lights. When I was little my sister and I would pick out one new ornament each year and my mom would write our name and the year on it. Unpacking that shit is one of the best things about Christmas.

Your family tree sounds like my family tree and is infinitely superior to those professionally decorated things. If my mom's tree didn't have my vintage 1979 bird in house ornament or my brother's vintage 1982 little man with glasses, we both would raise holy hell. :)

People who put bows on trees can fuck right the fuck off. Gimme a tacky ass tree covered in 3 decades worth of accumulated family nicknacks and cheesy childhood craft ornaments and huge multicolored lights any day. This ain't the Macy's.

Pink!