I own that horse. My other half bought it back pre 2008 on a whim. It sat in our front window for a few years. We moved and now have no room for the damn thing. Ever try to move a horse sized lamp around? It ain't fun. Oh and halloween and christmas it turns into sears photo sessions in our house with neighbor…

I just howled with laughter for a straight minute. And I'm a wife. +1

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Here's my thing as a fat woman.

Ladies, that stove is hot - let ur man do the cooking!

Trick question. You shouldn't be leaving the house without a chaperone in the first place.

After one too many arguments with some of my relatives when I was a teen, I had that epiphany. No matter what I said, no matter how I argued, they were never ever going to be Not Racist, and the only way their racism was going to stop was their death. "They were marinated in it" is such a great way to put it.

bahhahahha ALAN ALDAAAA. but how could you leave out the drop-dead sexiest, jeff goldblum??!

Can we all agree this is a gorgeous man?! He should be the sexiest man! :-)

Because you already covered Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston, I'll go ahead and take care of Richard Armitage for you as well. He has a little movie called The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug coming out shortly, he can sing too and did musical theatre for years, and as opposed to the douchey quotes of Adam Levine, he…

I don't want to live in a world where I'm not allowed to lust after Adam AND Idris.

Well, I guess I'll be the lone, proud voice to say that I always have and always will love Maroon 5's music. I may not find Adam Levine attractive in the least, but that band makes some catchy-ass pop tunes that I will bump without any shame and I wish someone would try me about that...

Rec'd for the underlying creepiness of Blake comment. And I've seen Adam Levine in concert, and guy has charisma, sorry, he's kinda sexy

Sorry, I have the unfortunate taste to find him sexy from a distance. None of the quotes bothered me. I find Blake sexier, but I think in time this will be shattered, because I really sense true creepiness underneath that surface — and some on the surface — but that's a different topic.

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asshole? yes. fun to look at? double yes.

"... a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."

Not that he's exactly wanting for it, but it shows how good he has it that he can literally put out a casting call for sex, and women come running (or driving, or flying). Dinks doing this on craigslist will get ripped (granted, they usually do it exceptionally poorly) but Deen? SPLOOSH.

Theoretically. However the site seems to be getting slammed currently.

Read it for the juicy bits.