whenever I see that phrase "Work Bitch" without a comma, I get images of female huskies pulling a sledge across the Alaskan tundra, or female collie protecting her flock of sheep from outside predators...

The thing that annoys me most about Miley is that she does seem to try to hide what a great voice she has. As much as her bratty behavior annoys me, I wouldn't hesitate to buy a Backyard Sessions album. I still hold out hope that she might release something like that someday.

Okay so I've always loved Questlove but he had a little interview in the recent Bon Appetit and I just about shot to the sky with squee. He talks about how he likes to host parties—lots of ice, food on sticks, Van Morrison AND The Golden Girls theme song.

I want The Roots to re do every song on the radio. They can have their own never ending franchise like Kidz Bop and NOW! or whatever.

Even Mimi knows the power of a a bra with a three-part cup. (I just got the oddest look at work as I glanced down my dress, but I thjink she might be wearing the same brand I am, heh.)

I have never in my life even entered a Wet Seal store, but I think I'm going to go buy a t-shirt or something from them this weekend. Good job, Wet Seal PR people (I mean that most sincerely.)

All it is — is a reflection on you.

Billy Ray Mullet. You get all the cookies for this.

This made me LOL so hard. Because I know that kind of person and it's true.

Your foresight is dead-on. I can totally see this breaking people up.

I completely agree. I feel like that's the downside of the internet; expectations can get so unrealistically high. For example, all the crazy YouTube proposals, perfect pinterest weddings, etc.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…

The headline here makes it sound like a near instantaneous gorgon-like effect, and that's bullshit.

The first and last birds look just like Skeksis!

Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? We can basically create an ultimate Excalibur scenario here if someone trains an animal to take a sword into that lake.

Ashley is the only Gawker writer who contributes anything even remotely interesting anymore.

What fun one could have at this lake with a super soaker filled with Muriatic acid!

What does tdpt stand for? Total downer posting trap?

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

I'll bat off the "BUT NOT ALL"*s and "WAY TO GENERALIZE"**s as they come, but...