On Sophia all things are hot!! She could reverse the trend!!

whoo hoo! pit hair! celebrate all aspects of our mammalian heritage!

RICH BITH HERE TOO. You know what I learned? Saying things like 'I shop at goodwill! I don't live in a fancy apartment!' When all your friends know your parents paid for your entire university education, it just makes you sound like more of a douche. Just accept the fact that you're fucking lucky. Your bit of…

HA!! It's really not!! She's like, "There is always enough money in my bank account and I’m not sorry that is my situation." You know what lady? If there was always enough money in MY bank account I would be hella not sorry that was my situation too!

I've always liked 'To whom much is given, much is expected.'

Also, people give you sidelong looks for having your hair highlighted? The doorman throwing shade about your JCrew packages? You lie, madam.

RICH BITCH HERE - My parents are also Baby Boomers who worked hard and made a lot of money. They also demanded that they pay for both my undergraduate and graduate degrees. Before graduate school, feeling like I had been given enough, I told them that I wanted to pay for it myself, and they told me they had the money…

First rule of having privilege. Do not complain about having privilege.

I was eating a cupcake while I read this. I'm okay with that.

I really cannot begin to express what kind of evil, completely unbearable to be around, demon creature I would become if I denied myself food.

Christian Siriano really dresses her well. All of her best looks were by him. My personal favorite is the peach number she wore to the 2010 SAGs. Heavenly

Well if I can make my boobs look like that with a Kmart bra, I might have to try and find a Kmart (I thought they all closed circa '04 but maybe there's one around somewhere).

Since I only go to Starbucks for the crackacinos, I appreciate you, dearest Frap Machine.

I'm craving a frappuccino now!

Man, I got distracted by "frappuccino machine". It isn't a machine, we have to blend all that stuff together ourselves. I am a Frap Machine.

To be honest, I feel that that level of panic is a little unwarranted. I've never felt in danger, it's just incredibly frustrating. Panama is a pretty damn safe city unless you stray into Chorrillo at night. Getting hissed at and yelled and is really shitty but I don't think at all that women need to be "escorted"…

Yeah, I don't match my "mate". But what I lack in looks, I make up for with enthusiasm.

No thanks. They'd probably all feel compelled to yell encouragement to me as I approached orgasm.

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